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DODGY EMAIL WARNING! Do not under any circumstances open any email you receive which says 'two free tickets to see Arsenal". It contains two free tickets to see Arsenal. Please pass it on.
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08-31-2011 06:49
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Before having sex with a woman finger her and put it to her nose if she jumps back, kick that b*tch out.
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08-31-2011 06:37 by
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A real woman will not accept expensive gifts from a man she is not prepared to accept into her life.
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08-31-2011 05:15
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Before asking someone why they hate you, slap and ask yourself why you even care.
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08-31-2011 04:53 by
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facebook messing up your relationship??? well dial this number 1~800~LOG OFF!
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08-31-2011 04:41 by
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Never look down on somebody unless their giving you head!
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08-31-2011 04:28 | Tags: Filtered
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A recent police study found that you are much more likely to get shot by a fat cop if you run.
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08-31-2011 04:20
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I might be your ex but I'm better than your next.
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08-31-2011 04:16
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Some guys mess up and lose a good woman because they are so used to dealing with sluts that they have forgotten what it takes to keep a real woman.
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08-31-2011 04:05 by
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Your "ex" can be your worst enemies. They know your weaknesses, secrets and your personal business.
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08-31-2011 03:56
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Playing with her heart is lame. Decide what you want the girl or the game.
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08-31-2011 03:33
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Running away from your problems is a race you'll never win.
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08-31-2011 03:24
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That rather uneasy moment when you tickle someone and they aren't ticklish.
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08-31-2011 02:50
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You know you're fat when you run out of breath eating.
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08-31-2011 02:47 by
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Ladies: If a guy ever tells you he's “crazy” about you, then you better believe it because we rarely use words like that.
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08-31-2011 02:45
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Men dont lie; they just tell you what you want to hear.
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08-31-2011 02:43
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Wondering if Nancy Grace's hair will actually move when she starts dancing on "dancing with the stars" or if it really is just a blonde helmet
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08-31-2011 02:41
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How many of you cowards would go deer hunting if the deer could shoot back?
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08-31-2011 02:41
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well if you need more space then join NASA baby.
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08-31-2011 01:46
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Nobody on television curses more than the Roadrunner
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08-31-2011 01:31 by
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