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   messageicon A highly dangerous virus called "Weekly Overload Recreational Killer" (WORK) is currently going around. If you come in contact with this WORK virus, you should immediately go to the nearest "Biological Anxiety Relief" (BAR) center to take antidotes known
←Rate | 09-21-2011 21:52 by Hot Tea Comments (0)  


   messageicon confused by all the people I've seen today complaining about of all things FACEBOOK...if this is your biggest problem today I'm sure thousands of soldiers in Iraq and Afghanistan would gladly take your problem over what they're dealing with.
←Rate | 09-21-2011 21:19 by Mike R Comments (0)  


   messageicon DEAR FACEBOOK I understand the need to change w/ the times but too much too fast. if you keep myspace-ing we are all gonna google the hell out of here.
←Rate | 09-21-2011 21:16 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm about to rewrite history. History.
←Rate | 09-21-2011 21:03 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hey Facebook, Now look what you have done, You've invented "MYSPACE".
←Rate | 09-21-2011 21:01 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I don't remember if the toilet water was blue or not before I sat down, so there's a chance I'm magical.
←Rate | 09-21-2011 20:51 by flinnie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Every time I see a girl I went to college with, I ask her if we had sex and we laugh and laugh and laugh and then I welcome her to Walmart.
←Rate | 09-21-2011 20:51 by flinnie Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm pretty sure Whoopi Goldberg is Lil Wayne's real mother..
←Rate | 09-21-2011 20:46 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon That mini heart attack when you can't feel your phone in your pocket!
←Rate | 09-21-2011 20:45 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Workin' hard or hardly saying anything original?
←Rate | 09-21-2011 20:45 by flinnie Comments (0)  


   messageicon I wonder why it is, that young men are always cautioned against bad girls. Anyone can handle a bad girl. It's the good girls men should be warned against.
←Rate | 09-21-2011 20:44 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Once they stop talking to you, they start talking about you.
←Rate | 09-21-2011 20:43 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Don't you hate it when people just randomly tag you in their Facebook post!?
←Rate | 09-21-2011 20:42 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Casey Anthony not guilty, Troy Davis being executed...Everybody Hates Chris but Everybody Love Raymond..smh..who says it ain't bout color ?
←Rate | 09-21-2011 20:38 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm going back to the social network I enjoyed as a kid. It was called "outside".
←Rate | 09-21-2011 20:29 Comments (0)  


   messageicon was in a public toilet at the home depot and suddenly had an urge to confess my sins ... but the guy in the next stall wouldn't quit laughing.... how inconsiderate....
←Rate | 09-21-2011 20:08 Comments (0)  


   messageicon If You Use Pinesol in A Pine Forest Is It Unscented?
←Rate | 09-21-2011 18:05 by p0lel0ck Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear Facebook: I'm appalled that the free service that I am in no way obligated to use keeps making changes that mildly inconvenience me :)
←Rate | 09-21-2011 18:03 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Everytime I enter a porta potty I feel like I have to confess my sins..
←Rate | 09-21-2011 17:59 Comments (0)  


   messageicon didnt Mark Zuckerberg learn anything from Tom Anderson? the changes to myspace is what killed it
←Rate | 09-21-2011 17:52 by Eddy Comments (0)  



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