Forget Trump - Funny Status Messages that are not about Trump

   The new facebook has been renamed "Facebook Inception". It has a newsfeed within a newsfeed within a newsfeed.

   Miss Right looks Wrong without make-up.

   Ladies: you should be grateful for even the smallest of things a man does for you. Why? Because he took time out of his day, to make your day more beautiful and special.

   Oprah makes $315,000,000/year = $26,000,000/month = $6,000,000/week = $850,000/day = $35,000/hour = $600/minute = $10/second

   "That's The Night That The Lights Went Out In Georgia"

   I can tell by your sarcastic undertones, rude comments and shear lack of common decency, that you and I could be best friends in no time.

   the new Judical System … GUILTY UNTIL PROVEN GUILTY … and this is a country that is always trying to rule another !!

   the new layout on facebook has me more confused than a baby in a strip club....wtf?

   Yeah, keep complaining about the new Facebook. Unless you PAY FOR IT, I don't think any of us have the room to complain.

   @ Justice -- executiion was delayed. Just because everyone said he "did it" doesn't mean he did.

   at 11:08 pm. Troy Davis got what he had coming for the last 20 years. Jury said he did it. Court of Appeals said he did it. Federal Judge said he did it. Supreme Court Said he did it.

   *Phew* "Thank God I'm White" -Casey Anthony When She Read The Troy Davis Story

   I'll bet Facebook made all those changes because they think we're black

   Facebook is like a spouse: when you think you have it all figured out, it completely changes

   Facebook is like women: when you think you have it all figured out, it completely changes.

   Facebook has made changes, yes. Some good and bad but after all this still no {DISLIKE} button.......sh!t

   i'm not going to complain about Facebook changes until it starts billing me a seperate charge of $8 each month to deliver by mail my statuses on DVD

   confuse why Mr R had to bring out the solider card on the site because people complaining bout FB my bro law over in Iraq complaining about the new FB shut the eff up haha

   as "Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract" (WINE), "Radioactive UnWORK Medicine"(RUM), "Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter"(BEER) or "Vaccine Official Depression Killing Antigen"(VODKA). Please re-post to raise awareness."

   A highly dangerous virus called "Weekly Overload Recreational Killer" (WORK) is currently going around. If you come in contact with this WORK virus, you should immediately go to the nearest "Biological Anxiety Relief" (BAR) center to take antidotes known