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I'm not into sports, but I'll watch women's beach volleyball if it's on. 
Love is pain, and anyone who says otherwise is trying to sell you something.
You know your in the south when you can get your fried chicken and gas at the same store...
I'm so gangster, I don't even send an error report to Microsoft when Internet Explorer unexpectedly quits. Snitches get Stitches.
She said describe me in one word. I replied, "MINE"
Does anyone have a good marinade recipe for Spotted Owl?
Ladies: if you argue with your man naked, you will win every single time.
Q. What causes men to cheat? A. Women
Honk if you love a peaceful and quiet drive.
Nobody ever notices what you do at work but they sure as he!! notice when you don't do it.
"Luke, I am your Father...and your Uncle"- Redneck Darth Vader
Putting on & taking off skinny jeans should be an Olympic sport.
It's one hell of a crime if you're ugly with a bad attitude at the same time.
MEN: Stop lying about what you do.. WOMEN: Stop lying about what you don't.
I always pretend to see the babies in the Ultra-sound.
You girls that say diamonds are your best friend, obviously never had a good D!ck
I will never understand why people go out..Get drunk.. And by the end of the night end up putting their faces where people go to the bathroom....It boggles my mind!
I won't ever drink nasty Pumkin Ale again. The taste makes me think of The Great Pumpkin standing at a urinal.
Today in the car my nephews taught me that SlugBug and Perdidle weren't the only car ride punch games. There's also CruiserBruiser, RamBam, MustangBang, and ChevyShoves. So I made up the HumrBumr and the Haiyundai Chop. Uncles can do that you know.
Catholic." ... ... ... He says, "Yes, I'm single & Catholic!" The nun kisses the driver then asks why he is crying. I lied. I must confess I'm married & I'm Jewish." The nun says, "That's OK, my name is Kevin & I'm going to a Halloween party!"
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