Forget Trump - Funny Status Messages that are not about Trump

   Just watched 'Pan Am" ….. Now there's an example where the union seniority killed the industry, all those lovely stewardesses are now old flight attendants

   Looking at a hot woman and thinking, ‘The things I would do to you.'

   The rap song "Walk It Out" was inspired by a guy who was consoling his girlfriend after a hardcore night of rough sex.

   to the ppl thinknig facebook is really charging...send your payments to: (my name), Po box...

   redneck word:debate...i was gonna go fishin today but forgot to bring debate

   On September 31st, 2011 Facebook will start charging you for your account. To avoid this, you MUST get NAKED, use a PERMANENT marker pen and write on your forehead the word S-U-C-K-E-R, and then stand on your dining room table and do the Macarena, all the

   too busy mopping the floor to turn off the faucet.

   some people walk into you life and leave footprints on your heart, others make you want to leave footprints on their faces.

   I see a lot of stuff on something called Nibiru, A lot are asking many questions about this "wandering brown dwarf star" Put your freakin ouija boards away and leave Gary Coleman alone, show some respect.....

   The bible say, "thou shalt love thy neighbor" which means, take your password off your wifi!!

   Ok, so now the NFL is posting on NBC at the bottom of the screen "Futbol Americano", is this serious? Did we just fleece all of American culture?

   What happens if you put the Energizer Bunny's batteries in backward? He keeps coming and coming and coming.

   On September 31st 2011 Facebook will start charging you for your account. To avoid this, you MUST get NAKED, stand on your dining room table and do the Macarena, all while singing ”I Will Survive”. Then, and only then, will Mark Zuckerberg come down y

   Saw a homeless woman with a sign that said, "Mother of two. Please help." So I gave her some condoms.

   How did I get out of Iraq? Iran. (-;

   whats the difference between mike vick and a dollar bill....you can get 4 quarters out of a dolla

   why do they say that you can't buy friends?! I haven't had a problem with that! It's keeping them after I am broke ...that is the problem!!

   Just ordered a chicken and an egg off of amazon to see which comes first. I'll keep you posted

   Zuckerberg for president in 2012.... He knows more about change than Obama ever does

   What do you call a blonde with two brain cells? Pregnant.