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its funny how those who cry "tolerance" and "open-minded" are so intolerant and closed-minded to philosophies other than their own... 
Potatoes have skin, you have skin. Therefore you are a potato.
Lord, give me patience or a really good lawyer.
I know that I'm worth the wait. If you can't be patient and wait for me then I know you're not worth it.
Sometimes the hardest thing and the right thing are one and the same.
Sometimes I wish I could appear offline in real life too.
Yes honey you can talk to other guys; I don't mind a little competition. But don't get mad when you have some competition too.
"My memory is so bad" "How bad is it" "How bad is what?"
If you're reading this, congratulations you're alive. And if that's not something to smile about then I don't know what is.
She has butter legs – they spread easily.
Teacher: Imagine you were in a world of dinosaurs and they were about to eat you. What would you do? Smart-a$$ Student: Easy, stop imagining.
The two best days of school are the first and the last.
I hate when I'm singing and some idiot thinks they can join in with me. B*tch this is not High School Musical.
Authorities would stop worrying about the number of people who die because of alcohol if they took into account the number of people who are born because of alcohol.
"Coming to a theatre near you", Blonde Moment: OMG, how do they know where I live?
They say so many people die because of alcohol... Perhaps they never realised how many of them are born because of it.
My mate rang me and asked, "What're you doing at the moment?" I said, "Probably failing my driving test."
There are two types of people in the world: those who know how to handle stress and those who need a lawyer and bail money.
Me, wait for you? No thanks! I've stretched the game out, crossed your name out. This man has moved on to better things.
Dear REALITY TV: You're doing it completely wrong. Sincerely, REALITY
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