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   messageicon WELL THE YARD SALE WENT WELL ......$27,000 DOLLARS .......WE WILL BE OFF TO MIAMI FOR A FEW DAYS .....I REALLY DON'T WANT TO BE HERE WHEN THE NEIGHBORS NOTCE THEIR BARBEQUE GRILLS, PATIO FURNITURE AND POTTED PLANTS ARE MISSING ..... TA TA !!!!!
←Rate | 09-28-2011 15:28 by Omen Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sometimes Google should just come back with a message that says "trust me, you don't want to know."
←Rate | 09-28-2011 14:58 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon Release frustration wisely: Have angry sex.
←Rate | 09-28-2011 14:55 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon After seeing Nancy Grace's nipple slip on Dancing With The Stars....I must say I will never eat bologna again!! Thanks alot Nancy!!
←Rate | 09-28-2011 14:46 by urboyblue Comments (0)  


   messageicon We need to stop calling Wednesday "Hump Day." Anyone with children knows that humping doesn't happen on school nights.
←Rate | 09-28-2011 13:25 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Guess who just discovered the bipolar emoticon? :):
←Rate | 09-28-2011 13:19 by CJ Comments (0)  


   messageicon Face your problems,Don't Facebook them!
←Rate | 09-28-2011 13:06 by Lozo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Some people have thousands of friends on Facebook, then they turn off the computer and they have nobody.
←Rate | 09-28-2011 13:00 Comments (0)  


   messageicon It sucks when the ugly friend is the only one that is interested in you.
←Rate | 09-28-2011 12:59 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Saw a Chinese baby and a black kid wave at each other today. Gives me hope for the future. Or another Rush Hour movie
←Rate | 09-28-2011 12:50 by @BoyGotJokes Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you seriously get jealous of them having friends of the opposite sex on Facebook, then your a$$ deserves to be dumped.
←Rate | 09-28-2011 12:49 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ghetto Word Of The Day: HOTEL. Usage: I gave my girlfriend crabs, and the hotel everybody.
←Rate | 09-28-2011 12:46 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Most things are easier said than done, I wish it was the other way around.
←Rate | 09-28-2011 12:35 Comments (0)  


   messageicon The only time I've ever had a chip on my shoulder was when I tried to dump the entire bag into my mouth at once.
←Rate | 09-28-2011 11:48 by CJ Comments (0)  


   messageicon Have you noticed each generation is getting ruder and shorter?
←Rate | 09-28-2011 11:47 by CJ Comments (0)  


   messageicon The first step is admitting you're a problem.
←Rate | 09-28-2011 11:46 Comments (0)  


   messageicon When I say “Nevermind.” I really mean you should've listened the first time
←Rate | 09-28-2011 11:45 by CJ Comments (0)  


   messageicon I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers
←Rate | 09-28-2011 11:14 by ELF Comments (0)  


   messageicon Oxiclean commercials just aren't the same without Billy Mays. Also late night tv needs more Vince from Shamwow. That hooker prob had it coming
←Rate | 09-28-2011 10:31 by Joseph Robert Comments (0)  


   messageicon Nothing says I blow as a superhero like the Bionic Man's slow motion running. Except maybe for using David Carridine style kung fu.
←Rate | 09-28-2011 10:00 by Postrboy Comments (0)  



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