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   messageicon To every girl suffering from many friend request..............Put your real picture without makeup as your profile pic.
←Rate | 10-03-2011 01:25 Comments (0)  


   messageicon They should invent a game for people with bad breath.. I would call it "Taste the Colgate!"
←Rate | 10-03-2011 01:02 by @BoyGotJokes Comments (0)  


   messageicon Love and be loved, Smile and be smiled upon .. no good has ever came from a bitter heart.
←Rate | 10-03-2011 00:10 by MadisonMc Comments (0)  


   messageicon pretty sure he knows people who stood in line for a second helping of "a special kind of stupid."
←Rate | 10-02-2011 22:58 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Remember that your glass is always half full...if not...HEY BARTENDER!!!
←Rate | 10-02-2011 22:52 Comments (0)  


   messageicon zombie rule #57 - you cannot armbar a zombie.
←Rate | 10-02-2011 22:50 Comments (0)  


   messageicon it rude to throw an Altoid in someone's mouth while they are talking?
←Rate | 10-02-2011 21:22 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon I've been drunk texting and drunk calling and drunk emailing people all night and I'm not even drunk.
←Rate | 10-02-2011 21:21 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon Her profile said she was a stone cold freak. Turns out she was just a wrestling fan with bad capitalization skills. :(
←Rate | 10-02-2011 21:19 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon I just renamed my external hard drive "That Thang", so when I plug it in to the computer it asks me - Would You Like To Back "That Thang" up?
←Rate | 10-02-2011 21:19 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Who told women they could be the judge on what a real man is?
←Rate | 10-02-2011 18:55 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I use to LOOOOOVEEE kissing................until I got some head
←Rate | 10-02-2011 18:51 Comments (0)  


   messageicon If CVS and Walgreens sold gas, they would be perfect
←Rate | 10-02-2011 17:39 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why does the weather man try and educate me on mother nature? Bro, just tell me pants or shorts tomorrow... hoodie or jacket...
←Rate | 10-02-2011 17:28 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I really think I am gonna get a knock on my front door one day and the person saying "We have ten people in common on Facebook, can I come in ?"
←Rate | 10-02-2011 17:24 by Danny Comments (0)  


   messageicon The most terrifying question a woman can ask a man is: Notice anything different?
←Rate | 10-02-2011 17:23 by Danny Comments (0)  


   messageicon I hope Jerry Jones is driving the stagecoach when the Cowboys organization finally pulls it together and sends Romo off into the sunset.
←Rate | 10-02-2011 16:46 Comments (0)  


   messageicon no! I will not dress all fancy shmancy just to go to wal mart
←Rate | 10-02-2011 16:40 by gee Comments (0)  


   messageicon I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent... twisted... gyrated... jumped up and down... and perspired for a half an hour. But by the time I got my tights on.... the class was over!
←Rate | 10-02-2011 16:27 by Dani Comments (0)  


   messageicon A recent study says that weight loss dramatically boosts men's sexual health. So start hitting the gym, ladies.
←Rate | 10-02-2011 16:03 Comments (0)  



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