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   messageicon FYI: Taking permanent marker and writting Aeropostale on Fruit of the Loom tee shirts will NOT fool your teenager.
←Rate | 10-03-2011 12:45 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon Being funny on Facebook at 2 a.m. is like seeing a UFO... no one gets to see it or believes you.
←Rate | 10-03-2011 12:42 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon The show "Toddlers and tiaras" was named that way because "Strippers in training" and "Mothers with self esteem issues" just wasn't as catchy.
←Rate | 10-03-2011 12:38 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon you know it wasn't always called bipolar, it once was called being a b!tch
←Rate | 10-03-2011 12:37 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon I liked you a lot more before I met you.
←Rate | 10-03-2011 12:35 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon I delete the recent history from my profile for the same reasons I don't go to church. It gives people the wrong impression and it makes Jesus roll his eyes.
←Rate | 10-03-2011 12:29 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's ironic that there's only one I in Forest Whitaker.
←Rate | 10-03-2011 12:26 by Doc Noland Comments (0)  


   messageicon My life wasn't complete until I met you,,,,,,, You COMPLETELY ruined it. Thanks...
←Rate | 10-03-2011 12:22 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon Who the f*ck threw this "work" thing right in the middle of my Facebook time? Am I being Punked?
←Rate | 10-03-2011 12:19 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of 10 said their place.
←Rate | 10-03-2011 12:17 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon Rolling a piece of toilet paper up and sticking it in your ear and just letting it hang there makes it awkward for people to talk to you.
←Rate | 10-03-2011 12:14 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon If Monday had a gender it would be female... they are always a b!tch. If they were easy, it'd be a slut.
←Rate | 10-03-2011 12:10 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon Wats the point of having emergency vehicle  turn the lights on n driving below the speed limit on an empty street! 
←Rate | 10-03-2011 11:26 by Dangerofs Comments (0)  


   messageicon We are the WTF generation : Wikipedia, Twitter and Facebook.
←Rate | 10-03-2011 11:03 Comments (0)  


   messageicon When I stop talking and just walk away, it doesn't mean you've won. It means I'm not wasting any more time on your stupid ass.
←Rate | 10-03-2011 10:54 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I drank so much this weekend, that if Dracula bit my neck, he'd get a Bloody Mary.
←Rate | 10-03-2011 10:37 by SuthernFukr Comments (0)  


   messageicon Live each day like you're marked for deletion.
←Rate | 10-03-2011 10:36 by SuthernFukr Comments (0)  


   messageicon Evolution is just nature's way of issuing upgrades.
←Rate | 10-03-2011 10:34 by s Comments (0)  


   messageicon happy and I knew it and then I clapped my hand, everyone thought I was weirdo :/
←Rate | 10-03-2011 10:26 by Muzammil Comments (0)  


   messageicon People who use anagram solver apps so they can always win at 'Words With Friends' I have one for you.....RHCTAETE
←Rate | 10-03-2011 09:56 Comments (0)  



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