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I liked you a lot more before I met you.
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10-03-2011 12:35 by
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I delete the recent history from my profile for the same reasons I don't go to church. It gives people the wrong impression and it makes Jesus roll his eyes.
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10-03-2011 12:29 by
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It's ironic that there's only one I in Forest Whitaker.
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10-03-2011 12:26 by
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My life wasn't complete until I met you,,,,,,, You COMPLETELY ruined it. Thanks...
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10-03-2011 12:22 by
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Who the f*ck threw this "work" thing right in the middle of my Facebook time? Am I being Punked?
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10-03-2011 12:19 by
Marshall the Great
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She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of 10 said their place.
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10-03-2011 12:17 by
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Rolling a piece of toilet paper up and sticking it in your ear and just letting it hang there makes it awkward for people to talk to you.
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10-03-2011 12:14 by
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If Monday had a gender it would be female... they are always a b!tch. If they were easy, it'd be a slut.
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10-03-2011 12:10 by
Marshall the Great
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Wats the point of having emergency vehicle turn the lights on n driving below the speed limit on an empty street!
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10-03-2011 11:26 by
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We are the WTF generation : Wikipedia, Twitter and Facebook.
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10-03-2011 11:03
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When I stop talking and just walk away, it doesn't mean you've won. It means I'm not wasting any more time on your stupid ass.
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10-03-2011 10:54
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I drank so much this weekend, that if Dracula bit my neck, he'd get a Bloody Mary.
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10-03-2011 10:37 by
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Live each day like you're marked for deletion.
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10-03-2011 10:36 by
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Evolution is just nature's way of issuing upgrades.
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10-03-2011 10:34 by
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happy and I knew it and then I clapped my hand, everyone thought I was weirdo :/
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10-03-2011 10:26 by
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People who use anagram solver apps so they can always win at 'Words With Friends' I have one for you.....RHCTAETE
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10-03-2011 09:56
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Immature = A word boring people use to describe fun people.
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10-03-2011 09:49
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I bet it's tough being a police sketch artist in China.
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10-03-2011 09:48
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If you get nervous during sex, just pretend like everyone watching you is naked.
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10-03-2011 09:40
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Women rarely tell their age and men rarely act theirs.
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