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   messageicon “Your time is limited, so don't waste it living someone else's life. Don't be trapped by dogma – which is living with the results of other people's thinking. Don't let the noise of other's opinions drown out your own inner voice. And most
←Rate | 10-05-2011 22:51 by lisafer Comments (0)  


   messageicon The iPhone 4S: "For Steve."
←Rate | 10-05-2011 22:26 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I will type my name begining with an I in my status in honor of Steve Jobs
←Rate | 10-05-2011 22:16 by nm73 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Awesome idea for a new reality show. Amanda Knox and Cassey Anthony locked in a house together. We get to see who makes it out alive.
←Rate | 10-05-2011 22:16 by wutang Comments (0)  


   messageicon People say the hardest thing to do is watch the one you love, love someone else. Around here the hardest thing to do is replace the empty toilet paper roll and put your dishes in the dishwasher.
←Rate | 10-05-2011 22:01 by CDizzle Comments (0)  


   messageicon iRIP: Steve Jobs as I sit here and learned about your death straight from the device you have invented the iPhone. Now as you set on your iCloud to the pearly gates. We will remember the greatest entrepreneur of our time. - Sent from my iPhone #1955-2011
←Rate | 10-05-2011 21:37 Comments (0)  


   messageicon You'll lose a lot of money, chasing women. But you'll never lose women, chasing money.
←Rate | 10-05-2011 21:37 by Ak Comments (0)  


   messageicon Life is harder for the beautiful people. I'm sorry you'll never know.
←Rate | 10-05-2011 21:25 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon That urge you get to write “No one gives a crap” on someone's status.
←Rate | 10-05-2011 21:23 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon a womans mind is like a baby's diaper...gets changed many times throughout the day
←Rate | 10-05-2011 21:23 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Evening news is where they begin with ‘Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't. 
←Rate | 10-05-2011 21:23 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Before I go to sleep, I start imagining stuff that I would like to happen.
←Rate | 10-05-2011 21:22 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I guess MACs don't last longer then PCs........too soon IGuess
←Rate | 10-05-2011 21:17 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I've come to realize I have very few friends at work. I have acquaintances, and approximately half of them will sell you out in a heartbeat.
←Rate | 10-05-2011 21:15 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Did anybody try turning Steve Jobs off and then back on again? That usually works.
←Rate | 10-05-2011 21:14 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Pancreatic cancer...There isn't an App for that.
←Rate | 10-05-2011 21:08 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Nobody ever pays me in gum ( -_-)
←Rate | 10-05-2011 21:02 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Looks like Steve Jobs is on his iCloud.
←Rate | 10-05-2011 20:25 by @Demiroquai Comments (0)  


   messageicon new stick of deodorant today:) instructions say: "open and push up bottom" I can't walk properly now but whenevey I fart the room smells lovely :D
←Rate | 10-05-2011 20:22 by Joey | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon FOX News is reporting that Obama is being questioned for killing Jobs
←Rate | 10-05-2011 20:22 Comments (0)  



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