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   messageicon Idea: October is Breast Cancer Awareness month.. instead of posting your color bra, why not take a pic of your boobs, post them and say "Save These!" . .why beat around the bush? (or bare floor)
←Rate | 10-06-2011 14:38 by Jay Son Comments (0)  


   messageicon My wifes name is KEYBOARD and I tap that every day!
←Rate | 10-06-2011 14:31 by @spunky_design Comments (0)  


   messageicon You say I'm dirty minded but how did you understand what I meant?
←Rate | 10-06-2011 14:21 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Well, I guess we now know the grim reaper is a mexican, him coming over here and taking our Jobs. :/
←Rate | 10-06-2011 14:09 Comments (0)  


   messageicon RIP Steve Jobs. Thanks for making the apple more than just afruit.
←Rate | 10-06-2011 14:05 by man9 Comments (0)  


   messageicon You made trendsetting, innovative and brilliant products that most people cannot afford but all the same RIP Steve Jobs.
←Rate | 10-06-2011 13:50 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ladies: Why do you wear engagement rings to let the world know that you are taken and off the market while your man doesn't wear any? How are the opportunistic man-stealing predators suppose to know he is taken?
←Rate | 10-06-2011 13:46 Comments (1)  


   messageicon "We're born alone, we live alone, and we die alone. Only thorugh our love and friendship can we create the illusion for the moment that we're not alone." Orson Wells
←Rate | 10-06-2011 13:45 by Slasher Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dude what are you thinking!? She has a boyfriend!!! Yeah, so??? Just cause hockey has a goalie doesn't mean you can't score!
←Rate | 10-06-2011 13:45 by Slasher Comments (0)  


   messageicon Eskimo marriages have increased at least tenfold due to global warming. The main reason is that young couples are finding it easier to break the ice.
←Rate | 10-06-2011 13:43 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I hate when people text me.."Hey Stranger? How are you?" Clearly I'm not a stranger if you have my cell phone #!
←Rate | 10-06-2011 13:33 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I hate people who keep whining over their pointless self-created, self-inflicted and never-ending drama.
←Rate | 10-06-2011 12:57 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Did you ever think that maybe there is more to life than being really, really, really, ridiculously good looking?
←Rate | 10-06-2011 12:50 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Wouldn't it be awesome if Steve revive in 2 days?
←Rate | 10-06-2011 12:49 by Gara Comments (0)  


   messageicon Steve Jobs dies....Hmmm...That's even more jobs lost during Obama's watch.
←Rate | 10-06-2011 12:45 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Women who keep complaining that All guys are the same should tell us something - Who asked you to try them all?
←Rate | 10-06-2011 12:06 by @viektorious Comments (0)  


   messageicon Married women think I'm way too awesome to be single. Single women don't give a sh!t what married women think. Life is still stupid.
←Rate | 10-06-2011 11:28 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon just purchased one of those anti-bullying bracelets to show support, Okay, Fine I didn't buy it. I stole it from a short, fat, little Ginger kid
←Rate | 10-06-2011 11:21 by hoosiergatorfan Comments (0)  


   messageicon iMac, iPod, iPhone, iCloud, iPad and today... iSad
←Rate | 10-06-2011 11:07 by j_imkindofadork Comments (0)  


   messageicon going to a halloween party with my girlfriend. I'm weraing nothing but a skillet tied around my waist and she's wearing nothing but a pair of boots. Going as Peter Pan and Puss in Boots.
←Rate | 10-06-2011 11:03 Comments (0)  



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