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I'm going back to the social network I enjoyed as a kid. It was called "outside".
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09-21-2011 20:29
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was in a public toilet at the home depot and suddenly had an urge to confess my sins ... but the guy in the next stall wouldn't quit laughing.... how inconsiderate....
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09-21-2011 20:08
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If You Use Pinesol in A Pine Forest Is It Unscented?
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09-21-2011 18:05 by
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Dear Facebook: I'm appalled that the free service that I am in no way obligated to use keeps making changes that mildly inconvenience me :)
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09-21-2011 18:03
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Everytime I enter a porta potty I feel like I have to confess my sins..
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09-21-2011 17:59
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didnt Mark Zuckerberg learn anything from Tom Anderson? the changes to myspace is what killed it
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09-21-2011 17:52 by
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I think facebook is a teenager...its going through alot of changes lately
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09-21-2011 17:37 by
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going to Facebook's HQ to do a cmmd + Z....be back in a sec
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09-21-2011 17:31
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Sorry - But I am already married...but thnx for the offer;)
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09-21-2011 17:24
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I hate you. I only do you because I have to. Plus, you smell funny. Anybody else hate doing the laundry?
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09-21-2011 16:37
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Just Saw A Baby Wearing A Shirt That Says, "Not Everything Stays In Vegas."....
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09-21-2011 16:12
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Your so fat you look like you deep fry your hands before you bite your finger nails LoL
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09-21-2011 16:05
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the Facebook redesign isn't nearly as bad as when Facebook redesigned all the hot girls from my high school into middle aged over weight fatties.
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09-21-2011 16:05
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Bees are a good example of Karma; once they sting someone… they die
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09-21-2011 16:01
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Guy asked girl "Does the carpet match the drapes?" she says, "Nope, hardwood floors"
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09-21-2011 15:47 by
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been getting a lot of calls and texts about R.E.M.'s break up, relax people, it's not the end of the world as we know it.
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09-21-2011 15:38 by
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The life was much easier when Blackberry and Apple were just fruits..
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09-21-2011 15:34 by
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Lets this be a warning...to all the kids with the pumped up kicks, you better run, better run, faster than my gun
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09-21-2011 15:19
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There is nothing better than waking up to morning sex, unless you wake up in prison.
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09-21-2011 15:05 by
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Don't you hate when you're driving and smell oil or a hot radiator and then automatically assume it's "your" car.
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09-21-2011 14:54 by
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