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   messageicon You might be a redneck if ya get divorced, re married and still have the same "in law's"
←Rate | 10-07-2011 15:55 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm dating a woman that's half my height... I'm nuts over her
←Rate | 10-07-2011 15:49 Comments (0)  


   messageicon what do you call a white man surrounded by 500 black men...."Warden"
←Rate | 10-07-2011 15:10 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Look just cuz I wont go by you tampons doesn't mean I don't love you...Hell didn't I buy you like 3 rolls of Bounty...That's called a Compromise...
←Rate | 10-07-2011 15:08 by bryan j brown Comments (0)  


   messageicon thinks it's hilarious how infomercials and product commercials make simple tasks such as draining pasta or cleaning toilets seem like life-threatening obstacles.
←Rate | 10-07-2011 14:19 by phoenix1029 Comments (0)  


   messageicon When someone asks "Know what I'm sayin'?" simply recall the thing they JUST SAID & you can "know what they're sayin'."
←Rate | 10-07-2011 14:09 by SuthernFukr Comments (0)  


   messageicon If the cup is only half full, I suggest buying a smaller bra.
←Rate | 10-07-2011 14:06 by SuthernFukr Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm about sick of passwords! Pretty soon you'll need one to take a piss. ..oh, you have to use the bathroom- what's your password and user id
←Rate | 10-07-2011 13:51 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Looks like the redneck twins have lost their jobs and girlfriends to Mexicans and black guys again. So brace yourselves for more r@cial backlash.
←Rate | 10-07-2011 13:49 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Life really is all down-hill once you get to big too ride in the shopping cart anymore isnt it??
←Rate | 10-07-2011 13:07 by bryan j brown Comments (0)  


   messageicon I bet anyone can stalk you if you keep on updating ur status.. Yes I'm talking to you.. Someday, some unknown guy's gonna greet you and said something like, "hey, how's your period goin'? ... Who, me? Oh I saw you on facebook a LOT. So just by a whim I pl
←Rate | 10-07-2011 12:25 Comments (0)  


   messageicon My generosity has such underlying desperation.
←Rate | 10-07-2011 12:16 by SuthernFukr Comments (0)  


   messageicon Anything you can do, I can do bitter.
←Rate | 10-07-2011 12:15 by SuthernFukr Comments (0)  


   messageicon I never say ”I have a bone to pick with you” cause that sounds stupid, plus a nose hair is more accessible.
←Rate | 10-07-2011 12:13 by SuthernFukr Comments (0)  


   messageicon If anybody steals my identity, at least I'll know who to look for.
←Rate | 10-07-2011 12:11 by SuthernFukr Comments (0)  


   messageicon You offer someone a sincere compliment on their mustache and suddenly she's not your friend anymore.
←Rate | 10-07-2011 12:07 by SuthernFukr Comments (0)  


   messageicon Once upon a time, many, many years ago in a galaxy far, far away, I was in the Boy Scouts. I slipped on a banana peel, hurt my ankle and a little old lady had to help me cross the street.
←Rate | 10-07-2011 10:31 by Mick F Comments (0)  


   messageicon I stopped believing for a little while this morning. Journey is gonna be so pissed when they find out:(
←Rate | 10-07-2011 10:27 Comments (0)  


   messageicon So after leading on thousands of supporters in order to collect millions in campaign contributions, Sarah Palin has announced that she will not be running for President, but not without first spending stacks of donated cash on a cross country family vacat
←Rate | 10-07-2011 10:11 by WhiplashWally Comments (0)  


   messageicon I think it's kinda creepy that Facebook tells everyone where you are on every post.
←Rate | 10-07-2011 09:50 Comments (0)  



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