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   messageicon Looks like the redneck twins have lost their jobs and girlfriends to Mexicans and black guys again. So brace yourselves for more r@cial backlash.
←Rate | 10-07-2011 13:49 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Life really is all down-hill once you get to big too ride in the shopping cart anymore isnt it??
←Rate | 10-07-2011 13:07 by bryan j brown Comments (0)  


   messageicon I bet anyone can stalk you if you keep on updating ur status.. Yes I'm talking to you.. Someday, some unknown guy's gonna greet you and said something like, "hey, how's your period goin'? ... Who, me? Oh I saw you on facebook a LOT. So just by a whim I pl
←Rate | 10-07-2011 12:25 Comments (0)  


   messageicon My generosity has such underlying desperation.
←Rate | 10-07-2011 12:16 by SuthernFukr Comments (0)  


   messageicon Anything you can do, I can do bitter.
←Rate | 10-07-2011 12:15 by SuthernFukr Comments (0)  


   messageicon I never say ”I have a bone to pick with you” cause that sounds stupid, plus a nose hair is more accessible.
←Rate | 10-07-2011 12:13 by SuthernFukr Comments (0)  


   messageicon If anybody steals my identity, at least I'll know who to look for.
←Rate | 10-07-2011 12:11 by SuthernFukr Comments (0)  


   messageicon You offer someone a sincere compliment on their mustache and suddenly she's not your friend anymore.
←Rate | 10-07-2011 12:07 by SuthernFukr Comments (0)  


   messageicon Once upon a time, many, many years ago in a galaxy far, far away, I was in the Boy Scouts. I slipped on a banana peel, hurt my ankle and a little old lady had to help me cross the street.
←Rate | 10-07-2011 10:31 by Mick F Comments (0)  


   messageicon I stopped believing for a little while this morning. Journey is gonna be so pissed when they find out:(
←Rate | 10-07-2011 10:27 Comments (0)  


   messageicon So after leading on thousands of supporters in order to collect millions in campaign contributions, Sarah Palin has announced that she will not be running for President, but not without first spending stacks of donated cash on a cross country family vacat
←Rate | 10-07-2011 10:11 by WhiplashWally Comments (0)  


   messageicon I think it's kinda creepy that Facebook tells everyone where you are on every post.
←Rate | 10-07-2011 09:50 Comments (0)  


   messageicon i only watch family feud until the white family wins
←Rate | 10-07-2011 09:49 Comments (0)  


   messageicon When you get on Facebook it's either you're stalking people or playing farmville!
←Rate | 10-07-2011 09:49 by newalbatross Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm doing my bit to help kick-start the economy... I've started printing money too.
←Rate | 10-07-2011 09:24 by @clarkysj Comments (0)  


   messageicon Your not fooling no one! is a horrible use of double negatives, and its you're. *You're not fooling anyone would be the correct way
←Rate | 10-07-2011 09:20 Comments (0)  


   messageicon You Need To Realize if you take Facebook seriously. People won't take you seriously.
←Rate | 10-07-2011 09:08 Comments (0)  


   messageicon That's not YOUR girl. She's OUR girl. We just keep her at your house, but she's both of ours.
←Rate | 10-07-2011 09:05 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Women plank on my bed every night.
←Rate | 10-07-2011 09:04 Comments (0)  


   messageicon If a girl says, "I've never done this before" add that time to 20 more times to see what you dealing with.
←Rate | 10-07-2011 09:00 Comments (0)  



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