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what does pink floyd and dale earnhart have in common? their last hit was the wall
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09-25-2011 14:18
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People should understand a smile is not an invitation for a conversation.
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09-25-2011 13:54
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Women are the reason for reasons.
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09-25-2011 13:41
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No offence but, Jesus was an underpaid carpenter before he decided to become a full-time messiah.
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09-25-2011 13:35
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People with little or no education love to argue the most.
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09-25-2011 13:24
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Woke up this morning and turned the T.V. on to find out I now have 3,000,000 channels! I'm not sure who put that satellite on my roof but thanks!
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09-25-2011 12:58
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just bought a toilet brush, gee that thing hurts so I'll just stick with the toilet paper
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09-25-2011 12:34 by
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That uneasy moment when you realise Facebook has made more CHANGES than OBAMA.
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09-25-2011 12:20 by
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I'm not into sports, but I'll watch women's beach volleyball if it's on.
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09-25-2011 12:10
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Love is pain, and anyone who says otherwise is trying to sell you something.
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09-25-2011 12:08 by
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You know your in the south when you can get your fried chicken and gas at the same store...
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09-25-2011 12:05 by
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I'm so gangster, I don't even send an error report to Microsoft when Internet Explorer unexpectedly quits. Snitches get Stitches.
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09-25-2011 11:53 by
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She said describe me in one word. I replied, "MINE"
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09-25-2011 10:54
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Does anyone have a good marinade recipe for Spotted Owl?
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09-25-2011 08:22
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Ladies: if you argue with your man naked, you will win every single time.
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09-25-2011 06:59
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Q. What causes men to cheat? A. Women
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09-25-2011 06:51
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Honk if you love a peaceful and quiet drive.
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09-25-2011 04:04 by
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Nobody ever notices what you do at work but they sure as he!! notice when you don't do it.
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09-25-2011 04:02 by
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"Luke, I am your Father...and your Uncle"- Redneck Darth Vader
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09-25-2011 03:17 by
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Putting on & taking off skinny jeans should be an Olympic sport.
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