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Dear Apple, today would be the perfect day to bring out the new iphone to 'prove' that it's better than blackberry 
Everyone has that one special person in their life who keeps them looking forward to another day. If you don't then maybe that special person is yourself.
Hey Amish person reading this: Busted!
I think women are born with the right to warm their cold toes on men.
The planet Saturn = 7 rings, Michael Jordan = 6 rings, Kobe Bryant = 5 rings, LeBron James.........Just a Headband.
People who write "WASH ME" on dirty cars are the same people who think "Pull My Finger" is the most hilarious game ever
I'm so glad dog hair is an accepted accessory in society.
The amount of alcohol I would need to sleep with you, would actualy kill me
Make me good God, but not just yet.
A friend of mine was wounded in combat. He sprained his ankle when he tripped over a table during a bar fight.
2 days before the new iphone comes out the Blackberry network crashes... Well Played Apple!
its horrible when you get harshly woken up...by your own fart
moonwalking away after mugging someone because you're a smooth criminal
i think I spend more time looking for a movie on netflix then actually watching
when one of the selling features of a hotel room is "working smoke detectors", best take your $50 elsewhere
NBA cancels first two weeks of the season. I hope Kim and Khloe are gonna be ok........
It's pretty sad when someone's idea of "meeting new people" consists of adding everyone in the People You May Know tool....
The NBA has canceled the first two weeks of the regular season. In a related story who cares.
___\(._.\) TO THE WINDOWS (/._.)/ TO THE WALL…
10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope and Johnny Cash – Now we have no Jobs, no Hope and no Cash.
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