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   messageicon just taken a ride in the WAWA hoagie baloon.
←Rate | 10-10-2011 22:02 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Women are like a box of chocolates... you dont know if they are gonna be good unless you finger them all.
←Rate | 10-10-2011 21:52 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just ate some candy corn and am sick of Halloween already.
←Rate | 10-10-2011 21:47 Comments (0)  


   messageicon My wife said she'd give me a Golden shower if I take her to Golden Corral.
←Rate | 10-10-2011 21:45 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Two men broke in Whoopi's house, She yelled Rape, They screamed no
←Rate | 10-10-2011 21:40 Comments (0)  


   messageicon The signs of a good plate of nachos? When you turn your plate 3 or 4 times and have NO idea where to start!!
←Rate | 10-10-2011 21:29 Comments (0)  


   messageicon make sure you go to peoples funerals, else the ywon't come to yours!
←Rate | 10-10-2011 21:21 by spooks Comments (0)  


   messageicon 'like' this and you'll love whats coming up next ;o)
←Rate | 10-10-2011 21:20 by spooks Comments (0)  


   messageicon All the angels in heaven are now playing Smart Harps.
←Rate | 10-10-2011 21:08 Comments (0)  


   messageicon If jimmy cracked corn and no one cares, WHY THE HELL IS EVERYONE SINGING ABOUT IT!!..
←Rate | 10-10-2011 20:52 by potter Comments (0)  


   messageicon I hate when I walk through a metal detector and my buns of steel set them off.
←Rate | 10-10-2011 20:47 by kara Comments (0)  


   messageicon The best part about it being monday is Monday Night FOOTBALL! yeah buddie :)
←Rate | 10-10-2011 20:35 by @kraziedavid909 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I refuse to go bungee jumping... I came into this world because of a broken rubber, I'm not leaving because of one
←Rate | 10-10-2011 20:23 by booger Comments (0)  


   messageicon the illness is gone but only from the outside ...
←Rate | 10-10-2011 20:10 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Science Schmience. I think they've got it backwards. Birds don't fly south for the winter, they fly north for the summer. Nyah!
←Rate | 10-10-2011 20:10 by MC Bird Brain Comments (0)  


   messageicon Steve Jobs was the Apple of our i
←Rate | 10-10-2011 20:03 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Some people are wise, Some are just other wise.
←Rate | 10-10-2011 19:46 Comments (0)  


   messageicon #ThatMomentOfPanic when they realized he was really the son of God
←Rate | 10-10-2011 19:40 Comments (0)  


   messageicon You can go to church and sing a hymn, you can judge me by the color of my skin, you can live a lie until you die, the one thing you can't hide, is when you're crippled inside.
←Rate | 10-10-2011 19:36 by MTQ Comments (0)  


   messageicon Cher diddn't lose a daughter, She gained a Ton.
←Rate | 10-10-2011 19:32 Comments (0)  



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