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just taken a ride in the WAWA hoagie baloon.
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10-10-2011 22:02
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Women are like a box of chocolates... you dont know if they are gonna be good unless you finger them all.
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10-10-2011 21:52
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Just ate some candy corn and am sick of Halloween already.
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10-10-2011 21:47
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My wife said she'd give me a Golden shower if I take her to Golden Corral.
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10-10-2011 21:45
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Two men broke in Whoopi's house, She yelled Rape, They screamed no
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10-10-2011 21:40
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The signs of a good plate of nachos? When you turn your plate 3 or 4 times and have NO idea where to start!!
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10-10-2011 21:29
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make sure you go to peoples funerals, else the ywon't come to yours!
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10-10-2011 21:21 by
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'like' this and you'll love whats coming up next ;o)
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10-10-2011 21:20 by
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All the angels in heaven are now playing Smart Harps.
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10-10-2011 21:08
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If jimmy cracked corn and no one cares, WHY THE HELL IS EVERYONE SINGING ABOUT IT!!..
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10-10-2011 20:52 by
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I hate when I walk through a metal detector and my buns of steel set them off.
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10-10-2011 20:47 by
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The best part about it being monday is Monday Night FOOTBALL! yeah buddie :)
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10-10-2011 20:35 by
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I refuse to go bungee jumping... I came into this world because of a broken rubber, I'm not leaving because of one
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10-10-2011 20:23 by
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the illness is gone but only from the outside ...
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10-10-2011 20:10
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Science Schmience. I think they've got it backwards. Birds don't fly south for the winter, they fly north for the summer. Nyah!
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10-10-2011 20:10 by
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Steve Jobs was the Apple of our i
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10-10-2011 20:03
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Some people are wise, Some are just other wise.
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10-10-2011 19:46
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#ThatMomentOfPanic when they realized he was really the son of God
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10-10-2011 19:40
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You can go to church and sing a hymn, you can judge me by the color of my skin, you can live a lie until you die, the one thing you can't hide, is when you're crippled inside.
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10-10-2011 19:36 by
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Cher diddn't lose a daughter, She gained a Ton.
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