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Bus drivers inwardly laugh at you when they drop you off in the rain.
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10-14-2011 15:07 by
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Hey Europe just because you call your bathing suit a racing brief doesn't mean you don't look like a man wearing panties!
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10-14-2011 14:54 by
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who keeps posting all these lameo spongebob jokes please stop your wasting space for the good stuff thats put here daily
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10-14-2011 14:49
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I am not an alcoholic, I am a social drinker. I can't help it if I'm more social than the rest of you!!
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10-14-2011 14:40
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Every status has the potential to be funny with the proper amount of alcohol and or narcotic.
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10-14-2011 14:33 by
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I taught her how to love, she taught me how to hate.
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10-14-2011 14:19
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Remember: Eat your school, stay in drugs, and don't do vegetables, ok? :)
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10-14-2011 14:06
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there a market for a limo "General Lee" where you consume alcohol from a Mason jar and have direct access to a "Dixie" horn? One can only dream...
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10-14-2011 14:00 by
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Want to finish that game of Monopoly we started 10 years ago???
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10-14-2011 13:53 by
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It's casual Friday. Go give your boss the finger!
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10-14-2011 13:50 by
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Some people don't need an "Easy" button, they need a "STFU" button.
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10-14-2011 13:50 by
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The nice black lady working at my hotel is named "Cliche". I hope her brother is named "Stereotype".
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10-14-2011 13:49 by
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Now that we've separated all the crazies into "Tea Party" and "Occupy Wall Street," can us normals just get on with our lives?
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10-14-2011 13:48 by
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People I am hating today: Anyone who refers to guacamole as "guac."
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10-14-2011 13:47 by
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You know you're country when you use a horse trailer to move.
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10-14-2011 13:32 by
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Because I was born in the 90s I have, so far, lived through 3 decades, 2 centuries and 2 millenniums and I am yet to be 20!
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10-14-2011 13:07 by
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Nothing is ever worth giving up your class.
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10-14-2011 12:56
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Some people need to realize that Facebook is a social networking, not a diary.
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10-14-2011 12:52
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Recession update: I'm down to one burrito per paycheck. I have neither the energy nor the pico de gallo to joke about this.
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10-14-2011 12:48
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Health Tip: rubbing fruit in the palms of your hands is not a safe alternative to washing with water.
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10-14-2011 12:39 by
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