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Sex sex sex sex sex sex sex! Now that I have your full attention, its weekend for god's sake, log off and go out there and enjoy your life dammit!
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10-01-2011 11:12
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She's not a ‘stop-along-the-way' She's my destination.
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10-01-2011 11:08 by
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Please stand on your head now. Hurry. 370HSSV 0773H
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10-01-2011 10:27 by
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Some people are so strange. If you've seen a posted joke before... don't comment, just ignore it and move on.
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10-01-2011 10:19
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The first time I saw my ex in a thong I had to pay a cover charge....to see that same thong on her today, I would have to pay a surgeon!!
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10-01-2011 10:06 by
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got arrested last night...apparently pushing a hot wheel down the highway at 3 a.m. is frowned upon
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10-01-2011 09:39
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wondering what would have happened if we quit posting on page 2012...
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10-01-2011 09:29 by
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If anyone hears a loud wailing noises don't worry , it's just me paying my bills .
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10-01-2011 09:17
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Live everyday like it's your last because one day you'll be right!
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10-01-2011 09:08
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I'm not trying to be perfect, I'm trying to be better than I was the day before.
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10-01-2011 09:05
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The worst sight in the world is...SEEING YOUR MOTHER CRY.
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10-01-2011 09:02
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mad the only time people like stufff is if it's BAD... :\
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10-01-2011 08:59
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Chill bro, I don't want your girlfriend...actually, no one wants your girlfriend, that's why she's with you.
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10-01-2011 08:52
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Farts are the screams of trapped poo.
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10-01-2011 08:50
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Don't get overly excited whenever someone invites you over to hangout. It coud be you are just an option for when they are bored.
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10-01-2011 08:40
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I turn my pillow several times in the night because I like the cold side.
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10-01-2011 08:35
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People call me crazy, but you can call me tonight!
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10-01-2011 08:31
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Teenagers are people who express a burning desire to be different by dressing exactly alike.
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10-01-2011 08:27 by
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would someone please wake Green Day.
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10-01-2011 08:26
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BOY:"Would you wear socks if you had no feet?" GIRL:"Nope." BOY:"Then, why do you wear a bra?" GIRL:"Why do you wear pants?"
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