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So, we are allowed to pee in our own showers, just not other people's showers. Check. My neighbor is never looking at me the same, is he?
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10-05-2011 16:41 by
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I already know this is going to be a disaster. I pregret this.
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10-05-2011 15:52 by
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I don't want a job...i just want money.
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10-05-2011 15:48
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MAN RULE 104: No man should ever whisper in another man's ear.
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10-05-2011 15:33
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Some women need to walk around with a stripper pole to match their outfit.
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10-05-2011 15:20
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You know you got it bad when you steal WiFi from a church.
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10-05-2011 15:16
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Only Fat people follow KFC on twitter.
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10-05-2011 15:08
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MAN LAW 103: No man should EVER sit on the toilet just to pee.
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10-05-2011 14:46
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They say fat people need love too. No they need a DIET!
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10-05-2011 14:45
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Dear Skoal Tobacco Co: Can you please come up with a pouch with a 50/50 mix of tobacco and coffee grounds? Thanks
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10-05-2011 14:40 by
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Bluntception: A blunt inside of a blunt, takes 5minutes to roll & over an hour to smoke.
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10-05-2011 14:38
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polar bears are left handed, hi-five them accordingly
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10-05-2011 14:24
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If I had a penny for every time I thought of you.... I'd have a penny.
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10-05-2011 14:06
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I will start watching Big Brother when they let Amanda Knox move in.
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10-05-2011 13:54 by
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I hope Amanda Knox moves into the Jersey Shore house.
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10-05-2011 13:53 by
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When I'm getting it on with two or three women, I have to really slow things down so I don't get too excited and accidentally wake up.
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10-05-2011 13:48 by
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I never use the phrase, "Your guess is as good as mine" because, well... it's not.
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10-05-2011 13:46 by
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Anytime a smart ass cop tells me to have a nice day after he writes me a ticket I respond with "and you try not to get shot today."
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10-05-2011 13:36 by
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Stop looking at me like that - it's not like you've never tried to play a song from the ATM at the bar before either.
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10-05-2011 13:33 by
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How is it possible that one of Michael Jackson's doctors is on trial... and it's not his plastic surgeon?
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10-05-2011 13:31 by
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