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   messageicon I wonder if Foosball tables look like shish kabob buffets to a cannibal.
←Rate | 10-18-2011 21:09 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just before I die I'm going to get my hand stamped in case I want to come back in again.
←Rate | 10-18-2011 21:08 Comments (0)  


   messageicon People in relationships are usually can cuddle but lonely people are like fml it's cold.
←Rate | 10-18-2011 21:08 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon Men in my family don't talk about our underwear. We're the thong silent type.
←Rate | 10-18-2011 21:00 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why fat people like chips chocolate and fast food ..it makes them HAPPY..!!!
←Rate | 10-18-2011 20:57 Comments (0)  


   messageicon The only way to kill a mime is to shoot it with blanks.
←Rate | 10-18-2011 20:49 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Some relationships in life are like fat people, they don't work out.
←Rate | 10-18-2011 20:45 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon Relationships aren't tests, so why cheat?
←Rate | 10-18-2011 20:41 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why can't we really post whats on our mind , because we'll be thought of as weird weak - I allmost didn't post this
←Rate | 10-18-2011 20:34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I hate to say it, but...Times change, seasons change, jobs change, lives change, and even weather changes. But people never do.
←Rate | 10-18-2011 20:33 Comments (0)  


   messageicon It seems that nowadays people just add random symbols or letters after a colon and call it an emoticon. Like really? What the hell does :H mean.
←Rate | 10-18-2011 20:11 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon Alot of commercials nowadays are just knock offs of the Oldspice commercials with a very dramatic main character and a suprising plot twist at the end.
←Rate | 10-18-2011 19:50 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon Due to the retarded faces some girls like to make and the fact that it's become cool to be a jerk, nowadays, instead of duck, duck, goose, all you see in pictures is duck, duck, douche.
←Rate | 10-18-2011 19:47 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon Roses are brown, violets are brown, grass is brown...who took a sh!t in my yard!?
←Rate | 10-18-2011 19:47 Comments (0)  


   messageicon If your woman is feeling down, be there to feel her up!
←Rate | 10-18-2011 19:41 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Though they are called supermodels, they do not have any super powers. Unless class 2 drug dependency and being very thin is a power
←Rate | 10-18-2011 19:32 by flinnie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Singing to a song you don't really know...but that 15 second part you do know is coming, and you're gonna own that ish!
←Rate | 10-18-2011 18:43 by Sammi. Baybee Comments (0)  


   messageicon It sucks when the trailer makes a movie seem funny but when you watch it you realize that literally all the funny parts were just in the trailer.
←Rate | 10-18-2011 18:42 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon If the grass is greener on the other side, you can bet the water bill is higher!!
←Rate | 10-18-2011 18:41 by urboyblue Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm not saying you're a slut. It's just that your "private parts" are more like public parts ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
←Rate | 10-18-2011 18:34 by Sammi. Baybee Comments (0)  



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