A Christian right wing pastor named Mark Driscoll said masturbation is a form of homosexuality, so apparently I'm not just a homosexual, but I am a ridiculously promiscuous flaming homosexual. 30+ years and I had no idea.
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10-20-2011 12:39 by KISSTOPHER
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Police marksmen covering disturbances at Dale Farm have been required to open fire three times..........they won a goldfish,teddybear and inflateable hammer!
Why the hell do people say, "Nice to meet you" when it's their first time to meet me and I haven't had any chance to say anything? How do you know it's nice to meet me? I could be an a$$hole for all you know.
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10-20-2011 11:26 by Pig Benis
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My ex asked the stupidest questions, like if you could be any vegtable what would you be, so I replied a 14 inch cucumber in a womens prison. she failed to see the irony, bless her lil vegan bleeding heart!