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   messageicon A Christian right wing pastor named Mark Driscoll said masturbation is a form of homosexuality, so apparently I'm not just a homosexual, but I am a ridiculously promiscuous flaming homosexual. 30+ years and I had no idea.
←Rate | 10-20-2011 12:50 Comments (0)  


   messageicon People are saying that Lindsay Lohan was thumbing her nose at the law. She was prabably just holding it on from all the coke.
←Rate | 10-20-2011 12:46 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I don't have a drinking problem. I have a drinking passion.
←Rate | 10-20-2011 12:39 by KISSTOPHER Comments (0)  


   messageicon Police marksmen covering disturbances at Dale Farm have been required to open fire three times..........they won a goldfish,teddybear and inflateable hammer!
←Rate | 10-20-2011 12:39 Comments (0)  


   messageicon that embarrassing moment; when you're yelling at someone, and you mess up a word.
←Rate | 10-20-2011 12:20 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Last night when I was drunk I asked a cat if it could talk, it replied! "Me? How?"
←Rate | 10-20-2011 12:16 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Money is not a problem. The problem is I don't have Money.
←Rate | 10-20-2011 12:15 by KISSTOPHER Comments (0)  


   messageicon Carlos Santana must be relieved that his look-alike Gadaffi is gone.
←Rate | 10-20-2011 12:14 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I am too lazy to walk a mile in your shoes so I will just go ahead and judge you.
←Rate | 10-20-2011 12:12 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Now that Moammar Gadhafi is dead is it to soon to call dibs on his kick ass collection of sunglasses?
←Rate | 10-20-2011 11:59 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why the hell do people say, "Nice to meet you" when it's their first time to meet me and I haven't had any chance to say anything? How do you know it's nice to meet me? I could be an a$$hole for all you know.
←Rate | 10-20-2011 11:57 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Your Tapout shirt implies you will kick my a$$, but your fake tan says you want to do something else to my a$$
←Rate | 10-20-2011 11:41 by Pig Benis Comments (0)  


   messageicon Excuse me lady, there is a FACE on your Makeup.
←Rate | 10-20-2011 11:34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Bathroom Rule #6. Before you sit down, check for toilet paper. No one wanta to do that walk of shame.
←Rate | 10-20-2011 11:34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon male bats have highest rate of h0m0sexuality of any mammal, WELL THAT EXPLAINS EDWARD
←Rate | 10-20-2011 11:33 Comments (0)  


   messageicon AIRPORT SECURITY: "Sir do you have any dangerous weapon on your person? ME: Yes, my brain.
←Rate | 10-20-2011 11:31 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I don't know guys, that Gadhafi picture just looks like Gene Simmons after a Kiss concert.
←Rate | 10-20-2011 11:26 by Pig Benis Comments (0)  


   messageicon My ex asked the stupidest questions, like if you could be any vegtable what would you be, so I replied a 14 inch cucumber in a womens prison. she failed to see the irony, bless her lil vegan bleeding heart!
←Rate | 10-20-2011 11:14 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I used to be lost in the shuffle. Now, I just shuffle along with the lost.
←Rate | 10-20-2011 10:34 by SuthernFukr Comments (0)  


   messageicon Gadaffi has been killed but unfortunately the 14 other spellings of his name remain at large.
←Rate | 10-20-2011 10:34 by SuthernFukr Comments (0)  



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