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Cellphones have made hide and seek meaningless now. 
Writing is a way of talking without being interrupted.
Remember when someone would say "Get off the phone so I can use the internet" ?
My neighbors listen to some excellent music. Whether they like it or not.
If you're not working on trying to be mine, then you shouldn't be worrying about who's consuming my spare time.
Sometimes I wish to hear words from you that I used to hear when we started dating.
Don't let anyone ever make you feel like you don't deserve what you want. Never apologize for your impeccable taste and high standards.
If there was a zombie apocalypse, I would get eaten about halfway thru updating my facebook status about it.
The Philadelphia man that bought a $4.00 painting but inside is a $2.5 million dollar worth Declaration of Independence document. Ok the song Philadelphia Freedom comes to mind
When life gives you lemon, just add vodka and stop whining.
Love is not always sunshine and flowers. Sometimes it is thunder and lightning.
I took one of my wife's vitamins this morning if anybody wants to go shoe shopping or ask my opinion on curtains, call me
When choosing a ring tone, always ask yourself, "How embarrassed will I be when this rings in public?"
It wasn't funny. :( I pooped my pants. Okay, so I exaggerated. But I was startled.
Her: Leg or breast? Me: You know I'm an Breast man. Her: Sir, this is KFC.
1) Go to Google 2) Type : mov0001.swf 3) Click on the first link
wrong mac miller that died ya big dummy you got a computer research it
I don't always drink milk but when I do I prefer Dos Chi Chis
come to think of it...Rosa Parks never called shotgun
I swear Blackberry must be a FEMALE. Only a woman can ignore you for three days flat and then pretend nothing was wrong!
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