Forget Trump - Funny Status Messages that are not about Trump

   RIP Khaddafi. Also, RIP Qaddafi. And let us not forget: RIP Ghaddafi. And just to be safe, RIP Caddaphee.

   Mmmk....can we please have cheaper gasoline now that Ghaddafi is dead?

   TWILIGHT - Breaking Dawn Part 1: how can a guy that is basically dead get a woman pregnant? when he turned into a vampire shouldn't his sperm turn to dust like Hugh Hefner?

   It's the postproduction phase of eating fast food that takes the expierience all downhill.

   Remember these 3 words and you'll always have money: Stick-em-up!

   I wonder what happened to those sexy female bodyguards of Ghaddafi.

   Carlos Santana just announced his song "You've got to change your evil ways" is blaring at Gadaffi's grave.

   The mad dog of the Middle East is now the stray dog of Hell's streets.

   Carlos Santana wanna be, oops, I mean Muammar Gaddafi, is dead.

   ‎1 in 5 people in the world is Chinese. There are 5 people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my mom or my dad. Or my older brother George. Or my younger brother Ho-Cha-Chu. But I think it's George.

   Women like silent men... they think they're listening!

   Hackers reprogrammed the YouTube page of Sesame Street using porn. One of the videos was brought to you by the letter oooohhhh...

   Lindsay Lohan was taken into custody -- the good news for her parents is they can see her growing up in with all her mugshots.

   Appropriately, Gaddaffi was killed by a rebel fighter standing in the sunroof of a VW van.

   A Christian right wing pastor named Mark Driscoll said masturbation is a form of homosexuality, so apparently I'm not just a homosexual, but I am a ridiculously promiscuous flaming homosexual. 30+ years and I had no idea.

   People are saying that Lindsay Lohan was thumbing her nose at the law. She was prabably just holding it on from all the coke.

   I don't have a drinking problem. I have a drinking passion.

   Police marksmen covering disturbances at Dale Farm have been required to open fire three times..........they won a goldfish,teddybear and inflateable hammer!

   that embarrassing moment; when you're yelling at someone, and you mess up a word.

   Last night when I was drunk I asked a cat if it could talk, it replied! "Me? How?"