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   messageicon I wonder if Winnie the Poo ever said, Tigger Please!
←Rate | 10-21-2011 15:34 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon Look dude I have no problem with the tattoo that you have. It's the instant attitude change that came along with it. Trust me you are still a pu$$y. Having a half moon inked into your shoulder did not change that.
←Rate | 10-21-2011 15:32 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why does everybody try to hide from each other in the Dollar Store? I saw your ass over at the bargain bin fool.
←Rate | 10-21-2011 15:15 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon You;re so annoying you should have a SLAP named after you.
←Rate | 10-21-2011 15:07 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon Follow your brain. Your heart's a f*cking idiot.
←Rate | 10-21-2011 15:05 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sorry for your problems and I'll be there to listen to you, because you're a good person and by good person I mean you put out when you're vulnerable.
←Rate | 10-21-2011 15:04 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon You should always f*ck like all your exes are watching.
←Rate | 10-21-2011 15:00 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon I think as many hours as I put in I should be able to put fantasy football team owner on my resume
←Rate | 10-21-2011 14:19 by chris Comments (0)  


   messageicon status by rating needs a month or week time limit selection
←Rate | 10-21-2011 13:57 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Who is this Harold Camping retard? Why do people pay him and his mental illness so much attention? Why isn't he locked up in a loony house with other loonies?
←Rate | 10-21-2011 13:19 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Part of me thinks I get angry easily, the other part wants to beat the crap out of it for thinking that.
←Rate | 10-21-2011 13:06 by Muzammil Comments (0)  


   messageicon survived Harold Camping predictions...
←Rate | 10-21-2011 12:38 by Gara Comments (0)  


   messageicon I just saw a guy getting head in a phone booth. I couldn't believe it what I was seeing...I haven't seen a phone booth in years!
←Rate | 10-21-2011 12:23 by Pig Benis Comments (0)  


   messageicon Anyone else get that odd sense of victory when your fart causes someone to open the car window in the middle of a thunderstorm??
←Rate | 10-21-2011 12:20 Comments (0)  


   messageicon There are only 4 words that end of argument. Face down, Ass up.
←Rate | 10-21-2011 12:16 by Sausage Balls Comments (0)  


   messageicon Turkey Bacon: Cause you suck at life.
←Rate | 10-21-2011 12:14 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Uggs: Helping men to identify lazy women sonce 2004.
←Rate | 10-21-2011 11:48 by @OMG_Its_Matt Comments (0)  


   messageicon OK........this is like the third Harold Camping rapture that I've been left behind and frankly it's starting to hurt my feelings : (
←Rate | 10-21-2011 11:45 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon OR you could go for the gay approach...."One man's junk is another man's treasure"
←Rate | 10-21-2011 11:37 by eaglet1122 Comments (0)  


   messageicon If I were working 4 the turkey bacon industry I would put a giant pig sculpture made entirely out of turkey bacon in Times Square.
←Rate | 10-21-2011 11:20 by SuthernFukr Comments (0)  



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