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It's pretty sad when someone's idea of "meeting new people" consists of adding everyone in the People You May Know tool....
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10-10-2011 23:41 by
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The NBA has canceled the first two weeks of the regular season. In a related story who cares.
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10-10-2011 23:05 by
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___\(._.\) TO THE WINDOWS (/._.)/ TO THE WALL…
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10-10-2011 22:50 by
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10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope and Johnny Cash – Now we have no Jobs, no Hope and no Cash.
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10-10-2011 22:46 by
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I love Fig Newtons. Yes, You might say i'm a "FIGGIT".
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10-10-2011 22:38
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I don't just think of them as my children, but also, God forbid, as a human shield.
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10-10-2011 22:34 by
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The Kids nowadays play around so young they're making Birth control pills shaped like Fred Flintstone.
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10-10-2011 22:30
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The New York City protesters look like GOD picked up a Wallmart and dumped it on Wall Street.
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10-10-2011 22:21
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My eye's feel like they need a kickstand.
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10-10-2011 22:18
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I think greedy people need to be shot on sight with a bazooka full of exploding sh!t.
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10-10-2011 22:04 by
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just taken a ride in the WAWA hoagie baloon.
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10-10-2011 22:02
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Women are like a box of chocolates... you dont know if they are gonna be good unless you finger them all.
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10-10-2011 21:52
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Just ate some candy corn and am sick of Halloween already.
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10-10-2011 21:47
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My wife said she'd give me a Golden shower if I take her to Golden Corral.
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10-10-2011 21:45
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Two men broke in Whoopi's house, She yelled Rape, They screamed no
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10-10-2011 21:40
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The signs of a good plate of nachos? When you turn your plate 3 or 4 times and have NO idea where to start!!
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10-10-2011 21:29
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make sure you go to peoples funerals, else the ywon't come to yours!
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10-10-2011 21:21 by
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'like' this and you'll love whats coming up next ;o)
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10-10-2011 21:20 by
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All the angels in heaven are now playing Smart Harps.
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10-10-2011 21:08
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If jimmy cracked corn and no one cares, WHY THE HELL IS EVERYONE SINGING ABOUT IT!!..
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10-10-2011 20:52 by
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