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peta=people eating tasty animals.
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10-11-2011 16:21
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Ahh good ole, Facebook mobile. Or as I like to call it, "WALK-N-STALK".
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10-11-2011 16:18
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radios in car wasn't tell the 50s numbnuts
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10-11-2011 16:11
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The radio... making car rides less awkward since 1927.
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10-11-2011 15:59 by
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Don't you hate when you read all the long post and can't find in funny? What a waste of time...
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10-11-2011 15:32
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The key to a woman's heart is shaped like a large wiener and has a Visa symbol on it.
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10-11-2011 15:25
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I like my women like I like my dogs. Obedient, loyal, and always licking ...
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10-11-2011 15:17
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Nothing is sexier than a woman wearing a team sports jersey and cheering on her team. Other than a woman who's not wearing a jersey..
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10-11-2011 15:16
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Thinking about making fish flavored breath mints to tackle the lesbian market.
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10-11-2011 15:10
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To do list for the day: Hate self, love self, hate self, love self. Lunch. Hate self.
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10-11-2011 15:07
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What did one Blackberry user say to the other? Nothing!
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10-11-2011 14:49
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Please don't take anything I say personal or too seriously. I'm just an idiot with internet access.
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10-11-2011 14:41 by
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You are your biggest enemy. Don't defeat yourself.
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10-11-2011 14:39
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Guys who say MOB while they are still living with their moms mean, Mom Over B!tches.
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10-11-2011 14:17
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Ladies; The best way to get over someone, is to get under someone else.
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10-11-2011 14:12
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Walked into 5 spider webs during my evening walk, so 5 times I pantomimed putting out a flaming ski mask.
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10-11-2011 14:09 by
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The blue whale ejaculates over 40 gallons of sperm when mating. Only 10 percent enters the female. And you always wondered why the sea tasted salty?
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10-11-2011 14:08 by
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Trains do a pretty good job of letting you know they're still 7 miles away.
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10-11-2011 14:07 by
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Things that don't mix - pregnancy and clubbing.
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10-11-2011 14:07
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Everyone wants to wear Gucci. Not everyone wants to go out and get a job.
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