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   messageicon If you're wondering at what point I stopped caring, it was pretty much when you said, "Hi, my name is _________."
←Rate | 10-23-2011 20:24 by Nunthewizr Comments (0)  


   messageicon OMG!!! I am so f'd up...I drank so much last night..i woke up in my own vomit! Party!....woohoo!..I just chugged more vodka to cure the hangover!.....(this didn't happen, just wanted to fit in in Facebook).
←Rate | 10-23-2011 20:18 by Nunthewizr Comments (0)  


   messageicon Do they have unbearded ladies at an Italian carnival?
←Rate | 10-23-2011 20:01 by Rob Comments (0)  


   messageicon Wow...there apparently is a front And back to male thongs.
←Rate | 10-23-2011 19:58 by Rob Comments (0)  


   messageicon I pretended to work all day while dreaming about big boobs
←Rate | 10-23-2011 19:57 by flinnie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Had many interesting conversations today, but don't remember any of them... Come to think of it, I wasn't even listening.
←Rate | 10-23-2011 19:57 by flinnie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Tebow is white, plays against Miami, loved by fans, and only plays well in the 4th quarter - he's the anti-LeBron
←Rate | 10-23-2011 19:55 by flinnie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Most Sundays on Fb.. Hop on see all the Praise the Lord post.. Like a few baby pics.. Have a quick convo wit some friends.Then off to bed..
←Rate | 10-23-2011 19:48 by Seanathon Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just once I would like to hear a rapper say that he is pretty average with the rhymes.
←Rate | 10-23-2011 19:44 by flinnie Comments (0)  


   messageicon just spent the rest of my Halloween money on Blue Moon Pumpkin Ale.....I hope the trick-or-treaters are happy with some cough drops and a few beef bouillon cubes this year.
←Rate | 10-23-2011 18:29 by totalpackage Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'vs always wanted to slap someone that was panicking
←Rate | 10-23-2011 17:23 Comments (0)  


   messageicon While someone is speaking to me, 80% of my inner dialogue is just wondering if my face looks interested
←Rate | 10-23-2011 17:00 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  


   messageicon THE 2 drivers in Beijing that ran the lady over that nobody helped have been caught <<< just 2 prove 2 Wongs don't make A right..!!
←Rate | 10-23-2011 15:46 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Noticed a mistake? Why couldn't you notice it FIRST before posting? Why were you in a hurry to microwave your dinner-for-one as you always do?
←Rate | 10-23-2011 15:39 Comments (0)  


   messageicon someone call social services,,,Man city abused man utd
←Rate | 10-23-2011 15:32 by Uncle L Comments (0)  


   messageicon yes winter is here .....let the relationships begin!!!
←Rate | 10-23-2011 15:28 Comments (0)  


   messageicon just once i'd like to see a Price Is Right contestant who is confident enough to make their own decisions
←Rate | 10-23-2011 14:32 by @OMG_Its_Matt Comments (0)  


   messageicon When we start seeing our posts used by comedians...It's time to band together and sue!
←Rate | 10-23-2011 14:15 by LauraP Comments (0)  


   messageicon An Italian chick Linda Orsini, had a lesbi@n girlfriend named Jeannie. To her partner she said, "let's have pasta in bed", and they both enjoyed cunnilinguini.
←Rate | 10-23-2011 14:14 by Corn Squeezins Comments (0)  


   messageicon is just me or do buffalo wings taste a lot like chicken?
←Rate | 10-23-2011 14:10 Comments (0)  



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