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Dramatically slamming a book shut upon finishing it was way more satisfying than switching my Kindle off and gently placing it on the table.
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10-11-2011 21:19 by
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I hate the people that cover up their answers, Like c'mon.. Lets work together bro..
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10-11-2011 21:18 by
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Why don't you go buy a diary Instead of posting your whole life story on Facebook?
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10-11-2011 21:17 by
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To Tweet.. or Not to Tweet..? That is the question... Whoa..Wait! I DID NOT just Say that!
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10-11-2011 21:00
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My WTF moment of the day... Two pretty girls poke me..Then proceed to slap a fresh pic of them with their Bf on their wall.. wtf!
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10-11-2011 20:28
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Why can't Miss Piggy count to 70? Every time she gets to 69 she gets a frog in her throat.
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10-11-2011 19:52
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Does anyone else feel like their in a horror movie... EVERYTIME they step in the shower? Or is it just me?
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10-11-2011 19:21
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getting suspicious of my wife. Every time I come home early our parrot yells, Quick, Out the window.
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10-11-2011 19:16
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its National Coming Out Day. What ever you do don't take that call from Grandma. Trust Me on this.
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10-11-2011 19:14 by
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For a long time dogs were a mans best friend. Then porn took over.
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10-11-2011 19:07
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Muslim sex dolls are the by far the best. Not only are they all virgins, but they blow themselves up!
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10-11-2011 18:54
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Wanna hear a joke about cats? Just Kitten!
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10-11-2011 18:47 | Tags: Filtered
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Sorry hun but I'm not a doorknob where everyone gets a turn I'm more of a casino were only the lucky ones hit the jackpot
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10-11-2011 18:21
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Hummer: The best way to prove that you can have money AND bad taste.
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10-11-2011 17:48 by
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I haven't shenaniganned in about six years. I've hooliganned, I've no-good-nicked, I've ne'er-done-well, just yesterday I found myself rabble-rousing... but yup, its time to Shenanagin again.
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10-11-2011 17:47 by
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Q. Did you hear about the male prostitute who got leprosy? A. He did okay until his business fell off.
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10-11-2011 16:56 by
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So, who else here can't open up a bag of "Bugles" without putting one on each finger and pretending to be a bear?
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10-11-2011 16:45
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I need a woman who understands me, Not one who criticices me for arranging my Beanie Babie's by phylum.
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10-11-2011 16:32
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I want Bieber-canceling headphones.
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10-11-2011 16:30
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I'm not a Gynacologist, But i'll have a look.
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