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I'm pretty sure if I put what was actually on my mind as my Facebook status, all my friends would delete me.
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10-12-2011 14:13
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You know, it wasn't always called bipolar. It once was called "being a b!tch"
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10-12-2011 14:06
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How many of my friends out there update their status' on their Blackberrys?....well?....Hello....<crickets>
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10-12-2011 13:57 by
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Dear Blackberry, I think it's nice that your honering Steve Jobs death with a 3 day silence.
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10-12-2011 13:31
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When something bad happens you have 3 choices, You can either let it define you, let it destroy you, or you can let it strengthen you.
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10-12-2011 13:28 by
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Just spent some time manscaping. Planning to donate to 'Locks for Love'.
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10-12-2011 13:23 by
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We should be able to Text 911, you know, just in case you're hiding from a serial killer and can't talk.
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10-12-2011 13:07
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Should I wear my top up... or down ... or up... or possibly... tucked in?
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10-12-2011 13:07 by
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I cut a chunk out of my thumb at work today.HALF-DAY, BOOYAH!
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10-12-2011 12:58
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" IDK Google it " When your kid asks you a question you know nothing about.
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10-12-2011 12:43
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$1200 for a redbone hound pup....fn puppy pimps!!!
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10-12-2011 12:43
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2 THINGS THAT DON'T MIX - Me and my ex
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10-12-2011 12:42
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Lets Be Honest, slow internet, is worse than bad sex.
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10-12-2011 12:40 by
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I don't want to hear you complain that you can't afford basic cable when you play $20 a week on the Lotto.
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10-12-2011 12:38 by
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This laundry detergent says I get 20oz free, but the cashier says I still have to buy the whole bottle. :(
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10-12-2011 11:54 by
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Just because your neighbors aren't on vacation doesn't mean you still can't go through their mail.
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10-12-2011 11:47 by
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Trying to explain to my blackberry with the death of Mr. Jobs that usually we take a MOMENT of silence not DAYS!!
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10-12-2011 10:19
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If it begins with Twi, Bieb, or Kardash, I'm not interested.
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10-12-2011 10:03
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I get re-pissed about an old situation whenever I have a flashback about it.
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10-12-2011 10:02 by
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The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.
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