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One day, your life will flash b4 your eyes. Make sure its worth watching.
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10-27-2011 18:54
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been running up to strangers, tapping them shouting "YOUR IT!" and running away.
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10-27-2011 18:45
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If you having spell problems I feel bad for you son, I got 99 problems but a witch aint one!!! >:(
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10-27-2011 18:37
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Blah Blah Blah can you Blah Blah Blah . Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah . I need you to Blah Blah Blah . I think my wife is talking to me
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10-27-2011 17:13
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"I don't want anyone to know I'm the one who said this" - Anonymous
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10-27-2011 16:55 by
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Definition of bravery: Trying to fart when you have diarrhea.
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10-27-2011 16:13 by
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Don't make decisions when your angry or horny =P
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10-27-2011 16:05 by
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The only thing I can truly count on in life is a calculator.
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10-27-2011 15:23
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Sometimes a married man needs to cheat just to break the monogamy.
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10-27-2011 15:20
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Good to have a blind friend,,if you fart just plug your nose and point and nod.
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10-27-2011 15:16
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If you don't have anything nice to say... Put it on twitter
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10-27-2011 15:04
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Today I heard the band Queen is holding auditions for a lead singer via youtube. I was gonna audition but I look ridiculous in a leotard.
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10-27-2011 14:36
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I heard that girls like it when I play hard to get, So I've locked myself in my apartment & turned off my phone. Now, I wait.
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10-27-2011 14:35
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Hosting a little family dinner party tomorrow. Do you think 1 box of Cheerios will be enough for 6 people?
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10-27-2011 14:34
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I'm thinking of getting tattoos on my shoulders that say "Place legs here".
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10-27-2011 14:32
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Never piss off a woman on her period...scratch that...Never piss off a woman, period.
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10-27-2011 14:27
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The new craze: Corduroy pillows! They're making head lines.
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10-27-2011 14:25
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Remember those people that made lame jokes like "I miss my wife so I backed up and tried again"? I miss them.
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10-27-2011 14:23
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People always say that alcohol kills... but if you think about it .... it causes many births too.
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10-27-2011 13:59
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Maybe fake people will pretend to be real on Halloween.
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10-27-2011 13:58 by
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