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Try an experiment..next time you are with your friends…see how long it takes before the conversation turns into talking about someone else…try it again as many times as you want..pay attention the results may open your eyes. 
If you can stay up all night and hoot with the owls then you can get your a$$ up and soar with tthe eagles in the morning
I saw that Justin bieber has a 3 month old ...I just seen her yesterday on Ellen and she looks like she already lost all her baby fat!
Your story doesn't add up, so feel free to stop lying.
Too many people complain about their looks, but not nearly enough complain about their brains.
noticed that countries that eat bacon have a lot less violence and war
When you love someone age , distance , height . weight is just a damn number .
Did you hear about the mexican guy who had a heart attack on Halloween? Somebody came to his door dressed as a job.
would happily join one of these "occupy" movements, if only they were looking to occupy a Dunkin' Donuts.
If you're genuinely surprised about Kim Kardashian getting divorced, I need to tell you something about Santa Claus...
I like to lift my feet up so the person in the stall next to me thinks it's a ghost that has diarrhea.
I had a near death experience, and I saw heaven. People were screaming and there was fire everywhere. It was glorious.
People say that money isn't the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made.
My sleep number is 2...bong rips
I've applied for a job at the DMV so I can be the one who decides who can have a license and who will f***ing walk.
I think the smartest, most original thing a person can talk about is how early the Christmas decorations are up this year.
In my experience, passionately singing Phil Collins will clear a room.
Just unfriended 3 people for chatting under my status.
Researchers at the Mayo Clinic have found a way to slow the aging process in mice. Because everyone hates old mice
Ya know you had a good night when you wake up next day having used the coffee table as Duvet !! 