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It's trick OR treat, kid. Now pick a damn card!
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11-01-2011 09:59 by
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A man stopped me in the street today and asked me the quickest way to a hospital, so I pushed him under a bus!
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11-01-2011 09:52 by
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Ladies, you are delusional if you think you can give me a handjob better than I can.
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11-01-2011 09:18 by
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Kris Humphries parents probably took him out Trick or Treating last night to get his mind off things.
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11-01-2011 08:46
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Fellas: You are delusional if you think you can eat pu$$y better than a lesbian.
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11-01-2011 08:44
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That uneasy moment when someone is getting accused and taking some heat for something you did.
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11-01-2011 08:35
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Look to the left. Now look to the right. I just virtually b!tch-slapped you.
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11-01-2011 07:50
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Dear sneeze, If you're gonna happen, happen. Don't put a stupid look on my face and leave.
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11-01-2011 07:49
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God has a habit of changing nobodies into somebodies.
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11-01-2011 07:47
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You never know what you have... until the test result come out.
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11-01-2011 07:46
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Sex with altar boys? Nun for me, thanks
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11-01-2011 07:45
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Who the hell is Kim Kardashian and why should I care?
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11-01-2011 06:58
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For Halloween I went as a Republican: I bent them over and screwed them and they didn't even know it.
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11-01-2011 06:49
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Halloween. When guys dress up like the psychos they actually are. And girls dress up like the sluts they swear they aren't.
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11-01-2011 06:42 by
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Cop to a hooker: What would your mother do if she seen you out here doing this? Hooker: She'd kill me, this is her corner.
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11-01-2011 06:32 by
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The 'unlike' button is the closest we are ever gonna get to a 'dislike' button.
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11-01-2011 01:58 by
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I have just created a new Facebook group called, "I am using my neighbour's wi-Fi"
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11-01-2011 01:56
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didn't know K. Kardashian was married, in the first place!!!
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11-01-2011 01:54
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Damnnn, We about to get it cracking, like fat people on thin ice
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11-01-2011 01:47
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I don't care about 11/11/11, the day I cant wait for is 6/9/69
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