Forget Trump - Funny Status Messages that are not about Trump

   So when does "Kris Humphries Nightmare Divorce" begin shooting?

   While looking at porn, "Low Battery" appears . . .Challenge Accepted

   If Satan punishes the evildoers, wouldn't that make him a good guy?

   Imagine if those kids that built 'FROSTY' would of had 2 carrots that day.?

   ohhh ohh wait wait.lemme guess you're dressed up as a.......PROSTITUE??? :D

   Kim K is single again and the McRib is back... Black men are having the best week of their lives.

   I wish we could all legally divorce Kim Kardashian......

   I guess you cant turn a ho with a sex tape into a housewife.

   Kim Kardashian is filing divorce papers today. Is it proper etiquette for me to ask them to return the toaster I bought for them as wedding gift?

   KIM KARDASHIAN - The only thing she'd be happy marrying is a mirror - but even then she might be jealous.

   Welcome back home Kim. You tried to fight it, but once you go black, you never go back.

   Halloween: The one day of the year where paedophiles get home delivery.

   just heard ET has announced "A Very Special Kardashian Divorce" special to air around Thanksgiving.

   Whoever convinced these singers that they can automatically crossover to acting must be shot.

   This is nothing but a sausage fest ~ guy working at Jimmy Dean

   Do people using Twitter Twick or Tweet today??

   Kim Kardashian just filed for divorce. She must not be aware that I'm in a serious relationship. I'll have to let her down easy

   I wanted to spice it up a little for Halloween this year...so I blacked out all the 'contains nuts' labels on the snickers bars. Trick or treat?

   I need a great woman or two or 3 good ones.

   You would think that the 4 page instructions/warnning packet for Adderall, would include narritive pictures.