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if you dont see a future in yourself, then there is no future in us...
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10-19-2011 09:21
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Sometimes it's easier to act like you don"t care, than to admit that it's killing you.
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10-19-2011 09:17
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#LADIES!, Wanna know if your man cheating ? Snatch his phone run in the bathroom if he try to kick the door down "You aren't the only one"
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10-19-2011 09:15
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Listening to a Spanish female duet in a Greek restaurant. It's confusing to me and all these Koreans.
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10-19-2011 09:02 by
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I have found that the best earmuffs are the inside of a women's thighs.
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10-19-2011 09:02 by
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The word "epic" has lost the right to exist.
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10-19-2011 09:01 by
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Destroying all of this evidence would go a lot faster if I could shoot lasers from my eyes!
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10-19-2011 09:00 by
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My ex offered me a ride to the appointment, I declined and politely told her that I didn't think we would both fit on her broom...
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10-19-2011 08:46 by
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not sure which pants to wear today... smarty or fancy.
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10-19-2011 08:19
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I invented a new golf ball that will automatically go in the hole if it comes within 4in of it. DO NOT carry it in your back pocket!
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10-19-2011 08:06 by
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Didn't Get Humped Today...Calling Bullsh!t, On Hump Day.
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10-19-2011 07:57 by
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I broke up with my Gym, we were not working out
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10-19-2011 07:31
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When I die, I want my tombstone to have free WiFi, that way people visit more often
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10-19-2011 07:26
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:V (Guy who talks out of one side of his mouth).
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10-19-2011 05:28 by
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:E (Guy who doesn't know how to twirl spaghetti).
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10-19-2011 05:27 by
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:B (Guy with buck teeth).
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10-19-2011 05:26 by
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The Obamas are on vacation. Someone send a cop car by the White House to make sure Biden wasn't left home alone.
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10-19-2011 05:25 by
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Loves falling asleep to Adult Swim , I end up having funny dreams.
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10-19-2011 05:24
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Boobs are like the sun, you can only take quick glances, but wear sunglasses and you can look until the world ends.
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10-19-2011 03:29 by
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Soulja Boy arrested.Strangly enough it wasnt by da fashion cops.
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10-19-2011 03:21 by
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