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That rather uneasy moment when you are walking with your girl and you see a lesbian with a chick hotter than yours.
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10-19-2011 15:09 by
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Ohio has the won the BadA$$ state title of the year
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10-19-2011 14:19
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I shouldn't have to work. People should just pay me for being awesome.
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10-19-2011 14:08 by
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Women need that perfect combination of "Yes Dear" and "Hush Yo Mouth Woman"..
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10-19-2011 14:04 by
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Well maybe if you didn't have dem ( . )( . ) poppin out your turtleneck we wouldn't have this Eye-Contact problem....
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10-19-2011 14:02 by
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Ironically, sweatpants are the least likely pant to get any sweat on them.
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10-19-2011 14:01
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I am responsible for what I say. I am not responsible for what you understand!
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10-19-2011 13:46
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I am worried about my neighbour as he gets too many concussions and we are very close...in fact just a stones throw away!
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10-19-2011 13:15
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I believe it was a German who said "an empty anus makes the most sound..."
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10-19-2011 13:12 by
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theres too many car dealers around so I'm gonna go different... I'm gonna sell unicycles. i'll be the only one in the region so I'll get all the sales
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10-19-2011 12:36 by
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Soulja boy in prison will really help is career. For once he will have bars.
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10-19-2011 11:56
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by the power vested in me, I know pronounce you ... Blocked & Deleted. You may now kiss my @ss
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10-19-2011 11:19 by
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'Anonymous' is a film about how Shakespeare was really a no-talent hack, by the guy who made 'Godzilla' & '10,000 BC.'
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10-19-2011 10:53 by
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I took one of my wife's vitamins this morning if anybody wants to go shoe shopping or ask my opinion on curtains, call me
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10-19-2011 10:53 by
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I wear glasses because I like to dramatically remove them to display anger. It was awkward doing that with contact lenses
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10-19-2011 10:52 by
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Just put on my Halloween costume! This year I'm going as "Guy Who Thinks Halloween Is On October 19th."
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10-19-2011 10:47 by
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Subscribe to me here on facebook for as low as $1.99 a month! First 100 subscribers get a free 'like' on one of their posts from me.
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10-19-2011 10:04
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Judging from the numerous semi-naked profile pics I come across on facebook, I would say the porn industry will never have to worry about shortage of labour.
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10-19-2011 09:59
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You take the L out of Lover and its over
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10-19-2011 09:33
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Only had about 4 hours of sleep last night, that should be good right? It is not like I am going to fall asleep on my keyboar
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