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   messageicon The next time the hostess asks you respond "No, not at all, I came to the restaurant to eat on the floor. Carpet for 5 please."
←Rate | 11-03-2011 01:27 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon Bullying is absolutely disgusting. If you see it, stand up for the person being bullied. If it happens to you, don't be afraid to tell someone and ask for help. Keep the word going people.
←Rate | 11-03-2011 01:27 by @mattdinney Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sometimes you sit in class and listen to the conversations around you and realize you are the smartest person in the room.
←Rate | 11-03-2011 01:23 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon no, NO, you don't need to apply for a Target credit card in the 10 items or less lane.
←Rate | 11-03-2011 00:53 Comments (0)  


   messageicon The English language is the easiest to learn because even if you get it wrong, so do most of the natives
←Rate | 11-03-2011 00:50 by ~heZz~ Comments (0)  


   messageicon why did the chicken cross the road? To show POSSUM's that it can be done!!
←Rate | 11-03-2011 00:46 by Oregon Comments (0)  


   messageicon why did the chicken cross the road? "to get to your house"..knock knock..who is there? "the chicken"
←Rate | 11-03-2011 00:40 Comments (0)  


   messageicon You know you love someone when you talk to them on the phone while you're on the toilet
←Rate | 11-03-2011 00:33 by missxtina Comments (0)  


   messageicon Nothing like a mug full of caffeine and self-hatred topped with an overwhelming amount of regret to start your day.
←Rate | 11-03-2011 00:07 by Doc Noland Comments (0)  


   messageicon Soooo.... Justin Beiber is pregnant. That's gotta be hard for a 13 year old to go through..
←Rate | 11-02-2011 22:43 by Brandon Comments (0)  


   messageicon i hear bieber is expecting a kid...i wonder when justin's due date is
←Rate | 11-02-2011 21:43 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon If sex between 3 people is called 3some, between two people is called twosome. why is Handsome still a compliment?
←Rate | 11-02-2011 21:33 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  


   messageicon I <3 it when I come home & my dog does the happy dance, looks more like the lambada but wutever....
←Rate | 11-02-2011 21:32 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Love starts with "You are different" & ends with "you are all the same"
←Rate | 11-02-2011 21:21 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon No one ever gets tired of loving. They just get tired of waiting, assuming, hearing lies, saying sorry & hurting.
←Rate | 11-02-2011 21:20 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Don't let loneliness drive you back into the arms of someone you know doesn't give a damn about you.
←Rate | 11-02-2011 21:17 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I hate when people ruin my status by commenting with their lack of humor.
←Rate | 11-02-2011 20:58 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Boinga boinga boinga boinga (woman jogger) boinga boinga boinga.....
←Rate | 11-02-2011 20:57 by bored bored bored Comments (0)  


   messageicon I have restless leg syndrome and may not be able to stop myself from kicking your ass!
←Rate | 11-02-2011 20:28 by totalpackage Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm proud to come from a family of work-a-holics.....Everytime someone mentions work, we all get drunk! ツ
←Rate | 11-02-2011 20:20 by totalpackage Comments (0)  



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