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   messageicon Don't know about you but i'm turning MY clock back to 1980!!!
←Rate | 11-05-2011 08:17 by Steve OH Comments (0)  


   messageicon It is amazing how life is full of the most beautiful things, some people see them as beautiful and bright, some see them as dark and mysterious, is there always a bright light at the end? I'm just glad I can see them!
←Rate | 11-05-2011 08:14 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Huh?,, Daylight Saving Time is this weekend?,,,,I'm not going to lose any sleep over it
←Rate | 11-05-2011 07:57 by snotty Comments (0)  


   messageicon "I am still determined to be cheerful and happy, in whatever situation I may be; for I have also learned from experience that the greater part of our happiness or misery depends upon our dispositions, and not upon our circumstances."
←Rate | 11-05-2011 07:11 by JB Comments (0)  


   messageicon u don't have to be 15 to be fat & a loser . . . you can be ur age fat & a loser . . . which means i'm probably right . . . just sayin :)
←Rate | 11-05-2011 05:59 Comments (0)  


   messageicon i don't go trick or treating, I wait the next day and buy the leftover candy on sale
←Rate | 11-05-2011 04:02 by gee Comments (0)  


   messageicon Women are motivated when they feelloved,Adored,Cherished...Men are simple. They are motivated when they feel....Women!
←Rate | 11-05-2011 03:51 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Obama advising the Europeans on dept reduction is like asking Bernie Madoff manage your investment portfolio.
←Rate | 11-05-2011 01:22 by jrbirk Comments (0)  


   messageicon If lesbians hate men so much, then why do they all try to look like truck drivers?
←Rate | 11-05-2011 01:19 by seddy90 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Not sure if any conformation of this can be found in the scriptures, but I'm fairly certain the "Free Credit Report Dot Com" tune is played non-stop in hell.
←Rate | 11-05-2011 00:56 Comments (0)  


   messageicon How many people really LOL? Shouldn't it be LQTM (laughing quietly to myself) ?
←Rate | 11-04-2011 23:57 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I wrote a country song for my ex; its called: "I'm Missin' You, but my aim's gettin' better".
←Rate | 11-04-2011 23:55 Comments (0)  


   messageicon my alarm clock is covered in fur, has 4 legs, a wet tongue-and NO snooze button! :b
←Rate | 11-04-2011 23:53 Comments (0)  


   messageicon "Crazy" is just another name for "Someone who knows how to have fun"
←Rate | 11-04-2011 23:52 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Did you know that if you drive past the first drive thru window your food is free?
←Rate | 11-04-2011 22:27 Comments (0)  


   messageicon If there was a hero that saved people from awkward conversations, he'd be more popular than Superman.
←Rate | 11-04-2011 22:27 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hey people in cavilers, you have a 4 cylinder! I have an 8, stop trying to race me.....
←Rate | 11-04-2011 22:23 by Jackbrass Comments (0)  


   messageicon its all fun and games till you get tape on your face.
←Rate | 11-04-2011 22:18 by redneck me blog Comments (0)  


   messageicon Blows me away how my friends psychic knows my 90 yr old granny has arthritis ...amazing.!!!
←Rate | 11-04-2011 21:52 Comments (0)  


   messageicon just saw a one armed man walk into a second hand store.
←Rate | 11-04-2011 20:10 Comments (0)  



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