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It must've been tough being a magician in the 15th century. "Is this your card?" "Burn him! Burn the witch!!".
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10-22-2011 16:29 by
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Waking up at 7:00 always seems better than waking up at 6:59.
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10-22-2011 16:25 by
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You usually don't care what other people are saying until they start whispering.
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10-22-2011 16:20 by
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#iwasntthatDrunk "Dude, you made your girlfriend a sandwich!"
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10-22-2011 16:17 by
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Some say a world without sin is ideal, but I disagree. After all, there's only so many problems which can be answered with cos and tan.
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10-22-2011 16:13 by
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Facebook should have a limit on how many times you can change your relationship status...After 5 it should default to 'Unstable'
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10-22-2011 16:09
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In Toy Story 3, if Andy was 17, that means that the toys stood there in silence while andy furiously masturbated.
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10-22-2011 16:07 by
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I would like to shove your keyboard so far up your A$$ , your stomach can PM your colon about up coming events .
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10-22-2011 15:59
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Air bags: my car's attempt of cheering me up after accidents by giving me surprise balloons
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10-22-2011 15:24 by
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Anything related to Halloween doesn't scare me. What scares me is when I flush someone else's toilet and the water keeps rising
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10-22-2011 15:24 by
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Childhood is like being drunk. Everyone remembers what you did, except you
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10-22-2011 15:24 by
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When People Say, "When I Was Little I..." And I'm Just Sitting There Awkwardly Like, "I Still Do That"....
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10-22-2011 15:10 by
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The Feeling You Get When You're Paying For Something And Can't Find Your Money...
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10-22-2011 15:06 by
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When Someone Asks For Candy That I'm Eating, I Give Them The Flavor I Don't Like
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10-22-2011 15:04 by
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In bed it's 6am, you close your eyes for 5 minutes, its 7:45. At school it's 11:30, you close your eyes for 5 minutes, it's 11:30
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10-22-2011 14:50 by
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Today I saw a sign for a suicide helpline on the back of a bus. I couldn't help but think, it would work much better on the front.
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10-22-2011 14:37 by
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some song lyrics are just so wrong.. "I drove all night to get to you, is that alright? I drove all night, crept in your room Woke you from your sleep, to make love to you Is that alright?"...No Roy, it was not alright at all!!!
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10-22-2011 14:31 by
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When I see your face, there's nothing that I would change. LOL JK, I'd change the direction I'm walking in.
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10-22-2011 14:25 by
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My mom said to me "Guess whose washing the dishes tonight?!"...I Soulja boyd her & said "YOUUUUUUUUUU!"
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10-22-2011 14:24 by
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"Is there gonna be food?" "Yup!" "Ok I'm on my way"
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10-22-2011 14:21 by
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