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Ice Bank Mice Elf, say it out loud.
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11-08-2011 23:46
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Keep your neighbors on their toes. Rename your WiFi network to "surveillance van #3"
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11-08-2011 22:56
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An older woman who likes young guys is a cougar. An older man who likes young guys is a Nittany Lion.
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11-08-2011 22:14 by
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Rosie O'Donnell has just come forward to admit that Herman Cain tried to grab her genitals nearly 15 years ago. She said he stopped when he reached her beanbag.
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11-08-2011 21:51
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..maybe if Heavy D would of been Slightly Chubby D he might of lived and loved a little longer ;)
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11-08-2011 21:47 by
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I was hoping for a little more enthusiasm from this "passion fruit".
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11-08-2011 21:45
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I'm better at everything I don't get paid for.
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11-08-2011 21:41
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My girlfriend broke up with me because I have a "drinking problem". She says I don't drink enough.
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11-08-2011 21:40 by
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You had me at..."My family is very wealthy".
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11-08-2011 21:29
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I never worry about money. What's the sense of worrying about something you don't have?
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11-08-2011 21:12 by
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It would be so cool if I could see what my life would be like if I had made different decisions.
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11-08-2011 21:10 by
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all the other kids with the pumped up kicks better run like forrest
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11-08-2011 21:09
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My girlfriend started to plan our wedding. We've been going out for 3 days.
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11-08-2011 21:07 by
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If DR. Conrad Murray bends over to pick up his soap in his prisn shower he may get a real 'Thriller'.
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11-08-2011 21:04
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joe Paterno might be going from Penn State to the state pin
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11-08-2011 21:02 by
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What kind of sausage was being served at Godfather's pizza?
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11-08-2011 20:59
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With all these gold diggers coming forward, Herman Cain's got a long road to "HOE".
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11-08-2011 20:56
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I learned no matter how much your friends pressure you, you must never snort lines of curry powder.
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11-08-2011 20:56 by
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1 female smurf, 50,000 boy smurfs, no wonder they all had blue balls
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11-08-2011 20:52 by
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garlic burps are sexy.
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11-08-2011 20:51 by
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