Tjshome.com
Funny Status Messages
Submit Status
TJ's Blog
Image Filters
Contact US
Funny Status Messages
|
Recent Comments
|
Submit a Status Message
Forget Trump - Funny Status Messages that are not about Trump
View All Funny Status Messages
Sort:
Recent
|
Oldest
|
Rating
Trump Filter:
ON
|
OFF
Search Messages:
«Prev
«1
4262
4263
4264
4265
4266
4267
4268
4269
5594
Next»
Page: 4266 of 5594
I failed the emergency broadcast test. My apologies to all the employees I shoved to the ground while screaming "we're all gonna die!"
44
10
←Rate |
11-10-2011 09:40 by
flinnie
Comments (
0
)
Doesn't it sometimes seem like Dr Phil is doing an impression of Dr Phil?
6
9
←Rate |
11-10-2011 09:38 by
SuthernFukr
Comments (
0
)
In Ashton Kutcher's defense, Demi Moore only lets him read the comic books Bruce Willis left at the house.
6
8
←Rate |
11-10-2011 09:37 by
SuthernFukr
Comments (
0
)
Father Jim inspired me to confess with a lighter attitude. From now on, it's "Bless me, Father, these sins are gonna crack you up!"
8
6
←Rate |
11-10-2011 09:36 by
SuthernFukr
Comments (
0
)
2013. The year when the movie 2012 will be moved from the action section, to comedy section.
11
7
←Rate |
11-10-2011 09:35
Comments (
0
)
I hate it when I forget to turn my swag off at night and I wake up covered in b!tches.
64
17
←Rate |
11-10-2011 09:34 by
SuthernFukr
Comments (
0
)
Tomorrow is 11/11/11. This day only comes once every 100 years so go out there and do something crazy and make it memorable.
12
18
←Rate |
11-10-2011 09:34 by
Czovczov
Comments (
0
)
The only other thing more popular than Facebook's "Like" button is MySpace's "Delete Account" button.
9
4
←Rate |
11-10-2011 09:32
Comments (
0
)
50,000 battered women....and i'm still eating mine plain
47
28
←Rate |
11-10-2011 09:16 by
bigjohn420
Comments (
0
)
Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. If he said he's busy tonight, the side chick is you.
9
9
←Rate |
11-10-2011 08:28
Comments (
0
)
Wake & Bake People!!! Who wants a chocolate chip muffin?!?
14
11
←Rate |
11-10-2011 07:38 by
SuthernFukr
Comments (
0
)
jacob to bella, 'what does he have that I dont have', bella says 'shiny disco balls'
17
15
←Rate |
11-10-2011 07:18
Comments (
0
)
my 2 yr old nephew said he wants to see poosy and booobs,.. I said huh? oooohh puss and boots!
7
14
←Rate |
11-10-2011 07:15
Comments (
0
)
Happy 236th Birthday to my fellow Marines .. Semper Fi .
114
25
←Rate |
11-10-2011 07:01
Comments (
0
)
Can we get some National Guardsmen from the Kent State area to Penn State ASAP?
14
14
←Rate |
11-10-2011 06:52 by
The FRED
Comments (
0
)
not addicted to cocaine, he just likes the way it smells.
14
18
←Rate |
11-10-2011 06:41
Comments (
0
)
Ladies: Don't ever cry when it's over, be grateful that you dodged that bullet and laugh at what the next b!tch has to put up with.
15
17
←Rate |
11-10-2011 03:24
Comments (
0
)
Shoot for the moon.Even if you miss,you'll land among the stars...Or you will be sucked into a black-hole and never heard from again.
17
15
←Rate |
11-10-2011 03:22
Comments (
0
)
Dear idiot: If I give you a nice big straw, will you leave me alone and go suck the fun out of someone else's day? Sincerely, Annoyed.
23
13
←Rate |
11-10-2011 03:04
Comments (
0
)
You know the NCAA won't punish the Penn St. football program unless Sandusky gave his victim's dad a free car.
6
17
←Rate |
11-10-2011 01:46 by
Doc Noland
Comments (
0
)
«Prev
«1
4262
4263
4264
4265
4266
4267
4268
4269
5594
Next»
Submit your own funny facebook status message here:
Name:
Status Message:
X says
X is
X was
X has
X
...
characters left
Read the Rules
Site Links
Home
Funny Status Messages
Status Message Generator
TJ's Blog
About Tjshome
Contact Us
Privacy
© 1999 - 2021 Tjshome.com