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hearing sirens.... They're must be a new batch at dunkin donuts
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10-26-2011 17:03
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Ambulances & Fire Trucks would be more effective if they played "Move B*ich Get Out The Way" by Ludacris instead of a siren!
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10-26-2011 16:54 by
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Well, I'd like to help… but not as much as I'd like not to
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10-26-2011 16:53 by
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Me? Stalk? Nah, I just observe... behind a tree... at night..in the rain
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10-26-2011 16:52 by
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Dear children, When you look under your bed, what exactly are you planning to do when you find me? Sincerely, The Monster.
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10-26-2011 16:49 by
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What's on the board: 2•54/57(7+5/8)²•ab-c³ What teacher sees: 2+2=4 What you see: すきうせちし what you remember: __________
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10-26-2011 16:48 by
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i try not to act suspicious when passing police even though I'm innocent O.o
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10-26-2011 16:42 by
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"Don't Be Smart With Me!".... Okay Mom,.... i'll just be dumb. Sounds great
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10-26-2011 16:41 by
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Lost your pen = no pen. No pen = no notes. No notes = no study. No study = fail. Fail = no diploma. So NEVER, EVER lose your pen
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10-26-2011 16:40 by
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That depressing moment when your parents don't appreciate the hilarious child they have been blessed with :P
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10-26-2011 16:37 by
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You can't be ugly and play hard to get. It just doesn't work that way. You're already hard to want..." -Peter Griffin
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10-26-2011 16:37 by
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Spongebob: hey can I talk with you for a second? Squidward: I dont know thats a pretty long time
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10-26-2011 16:31 by
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"Are you as bored as I am?" Read that backwards, it still makes sense.
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10-26-2011 16:30 by
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Guilty people answer questions with a question
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10-26-2011 16:29 by
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I'm not shy, I'm holding back my awesomeness, so I don't intimidate you ;P
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10-26-2011 16:28 by
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My life will not be complete until I've walked away from an explosion in slow motion
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10-26-2011 16:28 by
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You can't face the problem, if the problem is your face.
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10-26-2011 15:28
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I shall open my own deli and my slogan will be: "No one beats my meat!"
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10-26-2011 15:26 by
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Thank you exes I am the way I am because of u
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10-26-2011 15:21
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A new drug has been developed for lesbi@ns with depression. It's called "Trycoxagain"
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