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Republicans complain about people on welfare and unemployment benefits but want their businesses bailed out. Thats what I call "corporate welfare".
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10-30-2011 16:31 by
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Yesterday doesn't exist - Tomorrow never comes - There is only today - Now let these b!tches have it!
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10-30-2011 16:00
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You know it's bad when the only thing women feel while having sex with you is remorse.
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10-30-2011 15:28 by
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piece be with you, especially if it's ass
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10-30-2011 15:04
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don't hug a football fan, give him a pat on the buttocks
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10-30-2011 15:01
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are you shaking your head in disgust or are you trying to jumpstart your brain
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10-30-2011 14:57
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now friends with the couch
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10-30-2011 14:51
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I can't believe that I don't care WHO is viewing my profile!!!
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10-30-2011 14:46
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I for one, do not have the moves like Jagger
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10-30-2011 14:44
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the 7 deadly sins? ummmm....male camel toe, double dipping, backseat driving, gossiping, donkey punching, stink and not having a bell on your bike
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10-30-2011 14:41
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tight end, stuck him, up the middle, sacked him, ball deflected, ball returned, flag is thrown, challenge, incomplete, 2 minute warning, holding, TOUCHDOWN......gotta love Football
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10-30-2011 14:34
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I didn't change; you just never took the time to know me at all.
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10-30-2011 14:33
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going to watch the Tom Brady bunch teach Big Ben that no means no
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10-30-2011 14:26
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if a quiz is quizzical, what's a test!!
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10-30-2011 14:20
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If a lawyer and your mother-in-law were drowning, and you could only save one of them, would you go watch TV or just have a drink?
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10-30-2011 14:19
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hates being called handsome. If a twosome is s*x between 2 people, threesome being s*x between three people, etc...then you get my point!
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10-30-2011 14:13
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a train station is where trains stop. A bus stations is where buses stop. Yes you could call this my workstation...
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10-30-2011 14:12
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how long a minute is, depends on which side of the bathroom door you`re on.
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10-30-2011 14:10
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Trusting a dog to watch your food is like trusting me to babysit your girlfriend.
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10-30-2011 13:43
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I LOVE beating women... ...to the door so I can hold it open for them
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