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My Native American name would be "Tweets While Driving".
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11-01-2011 10:21 by
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Hello there, dear. I see that you've dressed up as Daddy Issues again this year. Allow me to help...
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11-01-2011 10:19 by
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When I think about snow, it's a lot like thinking about sex. I want to ride it, bask in its glory, & go down on it.
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11-01-2011 10:17 by
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My girlfriend would be a great success on the Parole Board. She never lets anyone finish a sentence.
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11-01-2011 10:14 by
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Anybody looking to trade some Nerds for a few Almond Joys?
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11-01-2011 10:02 by
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Life and beer are very similar........chill for best results.
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11-01-2011 10:00 by
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Taking my tripwire down now, it was a blast watching tick or treaters faceplant on my porch!
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11-01-2011 10:00 by
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It's trick OR treat, kid. Now pick a damn card!
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11-01-2011 09:59 by
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A man stopped me in the street today and asked me the quickest way to a hospital, so I pushed him under a bus!
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11-01-2011 09:52 by
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Ladies, you are delusional if you think you can give me a handjob better than I can.
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11-01-2011 09:18 by
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Kris Humphries parents probably took him out Trick or Treating last night to get his mind off things.
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11-01-2011 08:46
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Fellas: You are delusional if you think you can eat pu$$y better than a lesbian.
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11-01-2011 08:44
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That uneasy moment when someone is getting accused and taking some heat for something you did.
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11-01-2011 08:35
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Look to the left. Now look to the right. I just virtually b!tch-slapped you.
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11-01-2011 07:50
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Dear sneeze, If you're gonna happen, happen. Don't put a stupid look on my face and leave.
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11-01-2011 07:49
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God has a habit of changing nobodies into somebodies.
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11-01-2011 07:47
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You never know what you have... until the test result come out.
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11-01-2011 07:46
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Sex with altar boys? Nun for me, thanks
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11-01-2011 07:45
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Who the hell is Kim Kardashian and why should I care?
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11-01-2011 06:58
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For Halloween I went as a Republican: I bent them over and screwed them and they didn't even know it.
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