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confusion spawns from not being honest with yourself and true to your own feelings. Now get your head out of your ass!
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11-15-2011 21:05
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If you keep allowing yourself to be used as a doormat, don't complain when you're thrown away for new one once you get worn out.
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11-15-2011 20:58
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In a sad blow to the pervs and rapists, A judge orders no more tent pitching on Wall Street.
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11-15-2011 20:57
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If your parents ever call you a liar, just say "Tooth Fairy, Easter Bunny and Santa". Then walk away like a BOSS!
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11-15-2011 20:29
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either i'm becoming bitter and judgemental or everyone else has become stupid and pathetic.
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11-15-2011 20:14 by
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with some of the ugly pics some people post of themselves, I'm just glad facebook isnt in HD
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11-15-2011 18:43 by
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Gore Vidal's parents set the bar pretty high for baby namin'
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11-15-2011 18:32 by
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If the NBA season is canceled, then LeBron James will have to travel somewhere to choke in June.
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11-15-2011 18:29 by
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The upside of crystal meth is I found out my dog is a great listener.
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11-15-2011 18:22 by
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Open-toed boots are the mullet of ladies' footwear.
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11-15-2011 18:21 by
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senses a disturbance in the force.
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11-15-2011 18:19
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My holiday catalog fort is coming along quite nicely.
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11-15-2011 18:19 by
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Currently using Google image search to determine whether or not I should swallow this pill I found on the floor behind my desk.
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11-15-2011 18:18 by
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Ex girlfriends are like farts...They feel good to let go but then they just linger around and annoy all your friends...
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11-15-2011 18:11 by
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I'm jealous of the occupy movement, I wish I could join in. But I have to occupy my job so my kids can occupy my house.
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11-15-2011 17:49
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Pollen is just flower jizz.
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11-15-2011 17:47
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That moment when customers at CVS see that all the toys are dancing and singing & I'm the only one standing in the aisle. I like to push all the buttons.
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11-15-2011 17:44
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Wanna hear a cat joke? ...... Just Kitten!!
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11-15-2011 17:19 by
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Penn State lost last week. They must of played Karma.
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11-15-2011 16:56 by
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Every time someone clears their browser history there should be a little voice that says "good move.
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