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If the NBA players really were a union they'd start there own league. 
for sale ;;;; one shaky chair...and some rope..
According to new research, too much sex can cause memory loss. Finally, something that explains my ultra detailed photographic memory.
I was gonna tell a midget joke.. but I thought that would be kinda low.
According to new research, too much sex can cause temporary amnesia. Finally, something that explains my photographic memory.
I was asked to run a marathon & I said "No way". Then I was told it was for Down Syndrom & blind kids & I thought "Fack it. I could win that!"
Any of you guys got a rope and a shaky chair which I could borrow for a sec?
When someone hands you a flyer, it's like they're saying here you throw this away.
I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle
Congress just passed a bill that would allow people to carry a concealed weapon from one state to another....In other words, my trip out of town for Thanksgiving just got a lot more interesting.
My dog was licking his nuts. My friend said "I wish I could do that". I said "You better pet him first, he's kind of mean".
You know you're irritated when somebody tells you to "have a nice day" and you respond with, "Don't tell me what to do!" -__-
There is no angry way to say "bubbles"
How can you tell an auto mechanic just had sex?One of his fingers is clean.
Why does a dog lick his butt?Because he knows that in five minutes he'll be licking your face.
"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe." - Albert Einstein
is it weird that one of my nuts is bigger than the other two?
thankful that I have a job and can afford a nice Thanksgiving dinner and Christmas...and beer
The way I see it...if that Snooki character can be perceived as hot, we ALL have a shot at the same distorted perception.
I miss the good old days..when you could slam the phone down.!!
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