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   messageicon She got her looks from her mother.....she was a plastic surgeon
←Rate | 11-20-2011 11:09 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Okay, enough already! We get it, you like to post music from you tube of your favorite band. But that doesn't mean every song!!
←Rate | 11-20-2011 10:54 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Has that kid in the Dreamworks logo even caught a single fish yet?
←Rate | 11-20-2011 09:41 by SuthernFukr Comments (0)  


   messageicon Facebook is great for reminding me why I lost touch with certain people in the first place.
←Rate | 11-20-2011 09:32 by SuthernFukr Comments (0)  


   messageicon Getting a lot of nice things said to me lately. I don't believe a word of it.
←Rate | 11-20-2011 09:27 by SuthernFukr Comments (0)  


   messageicon If wishes were kisses we'd all have mono. well, until someone wished they didn't....where was I going with this?
←Rate | 11-20-2011 09:26 by SuthernFukr Comments (0)  


   messageicon Tonight has been brought to you by WTF?
←Rate | 11-20-2011 09:26 by SuthernFukr Comments (0)  


   messageicon Guy at coffee shop just asked for a "croissant" like he's totally a French person. It's like, calm down, dude.
←Rate | 11-20-2011 09:23 by SuthernFukr Comments (0)  


   messageicon Blackberry's r like girls, they only work when you touch d right button! iPhones are like men,...1 Touch anywhere & they respond...!! :) :D
←Rate | 11-20-2011 09:17 by @anikethmendonca Comments (0)  


   messageicon The "Reply All" button should be password protected.
←Rate | 11-20-2011 08:42 Comments (0)  


   messageicon never play a player, because you wont see you've lost till suddenly you've lost everything
←Rate | 11-20-2011 07:32 Comments (0)  


   messageicon i don't have moves like Jagger, Jagger's got moves like me ;)
←Rate | 11-20-2011 07:29 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Happy endings only ever exist if you find a good masseuse. Other than that they are nothing but a fairytale!
←Rate | 11-20-2011 05:54 by AshleyJane Comments (0)  


   messageicon What's the funniest thing in the world?Ten blind guys trying to sit at a table set for eight
←Rate | 11-20-2011 05:38 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why do olives come in tall jars?So the Italians will have a place to keep their combs.
←Rate | 11-20-2011 05:37 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I Drink therefore I'm Hungover
←Rate | 11-20-2011 04:26 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Best place to pick up women? At the free clinic. You can play a game called "std or checkup?"
←Rate | 11-20-2011 03:24 Comments (0)  


   messageicon i call my wife the buldozer with a broken rearview mirror. she flattens everything in her path and doesn't see it. she used to be a fun-sponge now she is the fun sham-wow now capable of soaking up 4 times the fun
←Rate | 11-20-2011 02:02 Comments (0)  


   messageicon well, apparently the "Occupy" signs I put up around the long TWILIGHT lines didn't get the tweens and under sexed housewives thrown in jail liked I hoped it would...
←Rate | 11-20-2011 01:48 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Shout out to all the low lifes that are getting high.
←Rate | 11-20-2011 00:54 Comments (0)  



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