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there has been a new law stating that veils are not to be allowed in the workplace. Bee keepers are furious!
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11-06-2011 16:36
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finished his first book in 24 years...That was a hell of a lot of coloring!
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11-06-2011 16:28
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wants to change my name on facebook to "no-one". then when I add someone it will say "no-one wants to be your friend".
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11-06-2011 15:47 by
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This "NORMAL" you speak of, doesn't sound fun at all.
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11-06-2011 15:39
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Sometimes, I wonder if anyone is secretly in love with me.
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11-06-2011 13:40
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"Sex is a part of nature, I go along with nature." - Marilyn Monroe
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11-06-2011 13:35
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God's busy. Can I help you?
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11-06-2011 13:31
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Have you ever realized how many types of asses there are? SmartASS. DumbASS. CrazyASS. StupidASS. Who knew asses had personalities?
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11-06-2011 13:17
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Swallowing pride never choked anyone
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11-06-2011 13:10
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Sometimes it's more important to be human, than to have good taste.
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11-06-2011 13:10
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Experience is a good teacher, but it comes at a high price.
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11-06-2011 13:07
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Steelers menu tonight: 4 & 20 black (dirty) birds baked in a pie!
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11-06-2011 12:22 by
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accidentally touched a woman's backside so she gave me a look and said "Prick", so I poked her!
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11-06-2011 12:05
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Seriously! How do they train the animals look so sad in those ASPCA commercials? They are convincing.
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11-06-2011 12:04 by
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The fun thing about Facebook is......none you know if I'm naked or not.
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11-06-2011 11:46 by
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Some girls see the news reports of those ladies with 136 cats and think, "See, I'm not The Crazy Cat Lady." WRONG!! If you talk to your cats like they're your children, you ARE The Crazy Cat Lady!
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11-06-2011 11:29
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If you're woman put you in the doghouse for no particular reason then head to the cathouse for the same reason.
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11-06-2011 10:21
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I feel like I woke up an hour too early this morning
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11-06-2011 09:55 by
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I donated my body to science....fiction.
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11-06-2011 08:19 by
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I think at some point a switch flicks in the heads of parents. From "study, study, study" they go "marry, marry, marry".
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11-06-2011 07:25 by
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