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Day 24: I am thankful that after today there will be no more I am thankful posts. 
Happy Thanks Giving! Today I will stuff myself and eat all that I can, tomorrow I will eat the rest of the left overs and then I am going to quit cold turkey.
Hackers used to have skill. Now it just means someone who found a Facebook account that wasn't logged out.
Define birthday :-the only day in your life.....when your mother smiled when you cried.
everyone has that 1 friend that is totally clueless
..Hey,,, Did you hear about the cannibal that passed his neighbor in the woods?
Because it's the season to give thanks, I would just like to say....you're welcome.
ready for a football, family, food, and farts...Happy Thanksgiving!
May Your stuffing be tasty, May your turkey be plump, May your potatoes n' gravy, Have nary a lump, May your yams be delicious, May your pies be the prize, May your Thanksgiving dinner Stay off of your thighs.
When the bed is making more noise than the girl, it's probably time for a replacement.
I'm finishing off this bottle of wine because you never know when an asteroid is gonna hit and I'd hate to waste the $6.49 I spent on it.
Edward isn't a vampire, he lives in the forest, he doesn't eat people, and he sparkles..Dat fool is obviously a fairy a$$.
Your pinky is the your smallest finger but the secrets it holds are huge.
Sometimes one middle finger isn't enough to let someone know how you feel. That's why you have two hands.
I don't need a watch to tell me that my time is now or never.
Research shows that 80% of men don't know how to use condoms. These men are called DADS!
All computers wait at the same speed!
A blond and brunette were walking and the brunette says "look a dead bird" the blond looks up and says "where where?"
a facebookworm
That lady from the target commercial scares me. 