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People are so quick to shoot down my conspiracy theory that the Illuminati blew up the Challenger just to ruin Punky Brewster's dreams.
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11-07-2011 06:44 by
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If you blow my high, you owe me weed.
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11-07-2011 05:43
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Jack and Jill went up the hill so he could lick her candy, but Jack got a shock and a mouth full of c0ck 'cause Jills real name is Randy
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11-07-2011 05:41
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Kiss me before I brush my teeth in the morning so I know your love is real.
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11-07-2011 05:37
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Osama Bin Laden ✔ Saddam Hussein ✔ Gadaffi ✔ Ciara's toes ✔ Lebron's hairline ✔ Souljaboy's career ❒
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11-07-2011 05:33
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I am not addicted to weed, I only smoke it 2 times a year on my birthday and when its not my birthday.
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11-07-2011 05:32
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Your sex is on fire...? No slut... thats called herpes.
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11-07-2011 05:31
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11-07-2011 05:26
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Too many of you HOES confusing thick with fat.....When you THICK, your stomach doesn't dance when you walk.
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11-07-2011 05:21
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Don't be a dead hero, if it ain't got sh!t to do with you keep moving.
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11-07-2011 05:20
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Buy a b!tch some high heels and she'll walk all over you in them.
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11-07-2011 05:14
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Okay I will let you go but you are going to find out that there's not many like me, but there's plenty like you.
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11-07-2011 02:30
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No one can change a person, but someone can be a persons reason to change. - Spongebob.
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11-07-2011 02:11 by
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Best way to handle insults? Accept them! ex: "You're so ugly!" "Tell me about it." or "You're an idiot!" "Yeah, it's a problem..".
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11-07-2011 02:09 by
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Midnight bathroom trip...eyes forward, avoid mirrors, happy thoughts.
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11-07-2011 01:51 by
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Don't let your ego write a check your character can't cash.
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11-07-2011 00:59 by
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Ladies: If your boyfriend is the kind of guy that removes the vowels from FEMALE for you... dump him!
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11-07-2011 00:58
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Too many people overvalue what they are not and undervalue what they are
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11-07-2011 00:52
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If you don't have any critics, you probably don't have any success either!
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11-07-2011 00:51
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Here comes the 2010 Christmas post all over again ...
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11-06-2011 22:17 by
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