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SORRY HATER I don't speak bulls**t; but, I do know sign-language now, read my middle finger.
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11-08-2011 13:27
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If you leave out Weight Watchers cookies I will burn your house down. - SANTA
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11-08-2011 13:21
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Don't do upon others what you wouldn't have them do upon you...well unless she ASKS you to put it in there.
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11-08-2011 13:17
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Growing old is a requirement, Growing up is an option..
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11-08-2011 13:09
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We are PERFECTLY, wrong for each other.
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11-08-2011 13:00
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Believe it or not WOMAN has MAN in it. FEMALE has MALE in it. SHE has HE in it. MADAM has ADAM in it, no wonder men always want to be inside a woman.
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11-08-2011 12:56
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A cat falls in a pool and a rooster laughs. Moral of the story...A wet pu$$y makes a c0ck happy..
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11-08-2011 12:50 by
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off to the voting booth. Bigfoot prepare to get elected.
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11-08-2011 12:38
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eating a sexy ice cream cone.. it's like a normal ice cream cone.. only with me eating it.
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11-08-2011 12:35
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going to take a HOT shower.. it's like a normal shower..only with me in it.
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11-08-2011 12:30
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It's funny how guys are always looking for a Barbie, when most of them aren't Kens themselves.
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11-08-2011 10:57 by
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What's a burnt pizza, frozen beer & a pregnant girl have in common? In each scenario there was a DUMBASS who didn't take it out in time.
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11-08-2011 10:22
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bad sex is like bad pizza: you finish it anyways, but wish you would have went somewhere else...
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11-08-2011 10:18
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Studies have shown a daily BJ makes relationships last much longer. It's true, I took a seat and volunteered for these studies.
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11-08-2011 10:07 by
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You can take that tone of "here comes the shocking part" out of your voice. I've already guessed the ending.
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11-08-2011 10:06 by
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I fear that if the Mississippi "life begins at conception" bill passes, my army of tissue babies will rise up & take over the world.
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11-08-2011 10:05 by
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Every time I type "not" it auto-corrects to "Nottingham." I think I accidentally stole Robin Hood's iPad.
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11-08-2011 10:03 by
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if facebook was a school, I swear i'd have perfect attendance.
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11-08-2011 09:46
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Whatever you are, be a good at it. Even strippers have career goals.
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11-08-2011 09:10
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Serendipity - When an empty glass and a bottle of booze cross paths.
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11-08-2011 09:08 by
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