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   messageicon Thank god Facebook is back up. I've had to phone 247 of my friends to tell them 'I hate work, I'm having a glass of water and going to bed, lol'. It's taken me all night!
←Rate | 11-26-2011 21:51 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon If they shut down facebook, people would be roaming the streets in tears , shoving pictures of themselves in other people's faces yelling "DO YOU LIKE THIS?! DO YOU?!".
←Rate | 11-26-2011 21:50 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon s I think they should leagalize p0t for teachers.. Think about it.. It eliminates them drinkin on the job.. It would make classes a lot more interesting, and people may actually wana stay in school.
←Rate | 11-26-2011 21:37 by Seanathon Comments (0)  


   messageicon I think they should leagalize p0t for teachers.. Think about it.. It eliminates them drinkin on the job.. It would make classes a lot more interesting, and people may actually wana stay in school.
←Rate | 11-26-2011 21:35 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I HATE the commercials that try to connect their product to a virtue of life, such as "Mayo....because everyone appreciates being with family." I could be with my family without Mayo, thanks
←Rate | 11-26-2011 21:07 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's a facebook status, not an opportunity to spill your whole life story and look for everybody's pity
←Rate | 11-26-2011 20:59 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon There's always that one person who's life you can watch fall apart through facebook statuse$
←Rate | 11-26-2011 20:59 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon I would love to hear more music that is not about sex or even love, because there is other stuff in life.
←Rate | 11-26-2011 20:52 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's a weird feeling when you can't remember if something happened in a dream or in real life.
←Rate | 11-26-2011 20:49 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon Welcome to High School. Pick 2- Good Grades, Enough Sleep, or a Social Life
←Rate | 11-26-2011 20:48 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon When life hands you high fructose corn syrup, citric acid, ascorbic acid, maltodextrin, sodium acid pyrophosphate, magnesium oxide, calcium fumarate, yellow 5, tocopherol, and less than 2% natural flavors...make lemonade.
←Rate | 11-26-2011 20:47 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon Wouldn't it stink if there were thousands of other planets that had life, and we on Earth were the ONLY ones who didn't know? And we were the butt of aliens' jokes, i.e. "You're stupid as an Earthling."
←Rate | 11-26-2011 20:42 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear Santa, I've been really good today, so lets focus on that!
←Rate | 11-26-2011 20:42 by tails277 Comments (0)  


   messageicon If whatever happens in Vegas stays in Vegas, then the life of someone who lives there must become a void once they leave town.
←Rate | 11-26-2011 20:39 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon It'd be interesting to see statistics of your life after you die. Like, what joke you found the funniest, how many times you smiled, how many times you laughed, how many times you lied, or how many people you loved.
←Rate | 11-26-2011 20:36 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon Life is all about ass, everyone's either covering it, laughing it off, kicking it, kissing it, trying to get a piece of it, or simply just being one :)
←Rate | 11-26-2011 20:33 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon The girls at Hooters may be hot, but when it comes down to it, the girls at Subway are the real wife material.
←Rate | 11-26-2011 20:29 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon They should make a Rosetta Stone that helps men understand what the heck women are actually trying to say.
←Rate | 11-26-2011 19:52 by flipphonescott Comments (0)  


   messageicon Warning. Going to sleep on Sunday will cause Monday. Please note that staying awake all night on Saturday does not prevent Sunday. There is no cure.
←Rate | 11-26-2011 19:50 by aaron Comments (0)  


   messageicon Life isn't worth living for, unless you have something worth dying for.
←Rate | 11-26-2011 19:18 by Z Comments (0)  



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