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Make the little things count. Teach midgets math.
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11-13-2011 08:28 | Tags: Filtered
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BREAKING NEWS: In a new Marital Sex Survey, women have reportedly faked all their answers ....
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11-13-2011 08:15 by
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My wife asked me to prepare our son for his first day of school. Hes a ginger so I punched him in the face and stole his lunch money
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11-13-2011 08:02 | Tags: Filtered
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Turns out that button in the elevator with the fireman's hat on it... is not the button you push if you want a fireman's hat.
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11-13-2011 07:56 by
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I have a very busy Sunday planned today......Watching football and Nascar while converting oxygen into carbon dioxide. ツ
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11-13-2011 07:53 by
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Karma is like a 69, you get what you give.
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11-13-2011 07:37
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I'm a member of the CSI - “Can't. Stand. Idiots.”
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11-13-2011 07:16 by
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If Paris Hilton was a super hero she would be called Wonder why your famous woman!
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11-13-2011 07:16
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What do you call a pantry full of lesbians? A Licker Cabinet.
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11-13-2011 07:15 | Tags: Filtered
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Just had honest talk with self. Not a bad fellow, knows a lot about me. Should consult him more often.
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11-13-2011 05:46 by
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HER: "My feelings for you changed soon as you called me a b!tch" ME: "My feelings for you changed soon as you started being one"
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11-13-2011 04:06
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Why did Bella choose Edward instead of Jacob??? Cause Edward can still go down on her even if it's her time of the month
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11-12-2011 23:59 by
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thinking.......We should be able to text 911, in case were hiding from a cereal killer and don't want them to hear us. 0.o
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11-12-2011 23:54 by
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If pocahontas and the smurfs had babies, the result would be avatar...think about it
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11-12-2011 22:55 by
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Hmm, I should throw a party with fake alcohol and see how many people act wasted.
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11-12-2011 22:52 by
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"Isn't it amazing how nice people are to you when they know you're leaving?"
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11-12-2011 22:41
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The people made of chocolate from the Hershey's commercials freak me out...
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11-12-2011 21:25 by
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If a stripper has company, does she offer them two cups of T and some A?
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11-12-2011 21:09
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Did you that a slug has 3,000 teeth and four noses. Beating out Michael Jackson and Joan Rivers by eight teeth.
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11-12-2011 21:07
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I heard on the news that a man was arrested for having sex with a picnic table. I hope he was wearing a condiment.
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