Forget Trump - Funny Status Messages that are not about Trump

   If I ever become rich and famous, I won't forget my friends. They will be a fond and nostalgic memory.

   Dear Santa, all I want for Christmas is your List of Naughty Girls!

   Your car & phone may be smart, doesn't mean you are.

   some Females get all dressed up for school but fail all their classes.

   You can look at some people and instantly know they're only going to get two awards in life, a birth and a death certificate.

   ‎"I got 99 chores and I ain't did one." - Lay Z

   Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgement that something else is more important than fear.

   You know ladies, us guys may not know what its like to have "that time of the month" but we sure have front row seats to it.

   Who wears the pants in the relationship? No one when it all goes well ;)

   Due to the coal shortage Santa will be giving Nickelback CD's to all the bad kids this year!

   Have you ever looked at someone and just known that the wheel was turning but the hamster was dead?

   At least Herman Cain knows when to pull out......

   If life's a b!tch... Why do I have to make my own sandwhich?

   I saw a guy fall off his bike this morning. He looked around to see if anyone saw his fall. I made sure to make direct eye contact.

   Herman Cain's "motorcade" down to a rental car and a fat kid on a trike

   Come on now, this is not a politics platform. This used to be a fun place dammit.

   Sometimes I think I was put on this earth as god's way to punish some people.

   Respect my inbox. Keep your drama out of my inbox.

   "K"= Conversation Over!!!

   Like for republican, dislike for democrat