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I smashed my finger today, "just glad it wasn't my "Have a nice day" finger
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11-21-2011 22:04 by
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about to go eat me some vegetables ... which according to Congress is now a pizza
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11-21-2011 21:54 by
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Coming soon: Turkey!
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11-21-2011 20:47
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Sometimes I wish I really was the last man on Earth, just to see if all those women really were serious...
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11-21-2011 20:32
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Think about this. Somebody in the world right now couldn't imagine life without you. That alone should give you the strength to smile.
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11-21-2011 20:13 by
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children are God's way of punishing us for having sex.
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11-21-2011 19:37 by
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Ever notice the fine print on car commercials? In big print it's "Starting at $18,995", and in fine print "As shown, $420,000"
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11-21-2011 19:28
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Chinese hackers are breaking into fortune cookie printers and changing the lucky numbers to unlucky ones
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11-21-2011 19:26
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I don't know where you got your opinion, but I hope you kept the receipt.
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11-21-2011 18:55 by
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Sometimes the wrong choices bring us to the right places
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11-21-2011 18:55 by
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I am probably going to start my Christmas shopping this weekend. I am not sure which place is better, the Dollar Store, or the 99 Cent store.
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11-21-2011 18:29
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What is air is actually poisonous and it just takes 80 years to kills us.
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11-21-2011 18:04 by
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Has sex like a Ninja! I'm so quick you never knew I was there!!!
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11-21-2011 17:49
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not every pony grows up to be a Pegasus
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11-21-2011 17:45 by
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My dog was licking his privates. My friend said "I wish I could do that". I said "You better pet him first, he's kind of mean".
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11-21-2011 17:39 by
SEAN
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I stopped listening to heavy metal after googling "where to buy Anthrax" landed me on several government watch lists.
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11-21-2011 17:38 by
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If you watch Black Swan backwards, it's about a dancer who cures her insanity by sleeping with Mila Kunis.
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11-21-2011 17:16 by
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read a status today which read "OMG I might miss my flight which is due in an hour!" As long as your priorities are straight mate...and you could waste yet more time just to let us know that on facebook! Thanks I can die happy I guess..
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11-21-2011 15:18
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If you close your eyes when you're at the gym, it sounds like you're in a porno..
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11-21-2011 15:13 by
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Girls want a fairy tale relationship, guys want a happy ending. ;)
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11-21-2011 15:12 by
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